September 17th, 2015: All women are banned from posting to Twitter due to “female autism’, "emotional blackmail", and "rampant insanity"

Autism causes your dick to glow blue

HUGE!!!! Squidward Tenatcles voice actor Rodger Bumpass has confirmed that Squidward is a Steely Dan fan and that his favorite album by the group is Gaucho (1980)

I'm bisexual. I've had sex twice, once in 1994 and again this year

the patron saint of r/edc

The time "designers" on tumblr tried to defend the uhh, blood stain at the children's hospital

These days it's all about alcoholism's wrongs and never alcoholism's rights...

I died as I lived, absolutely ripped on jameson and trying to fist fight a police horse

Civ 6 is great because sometimes a theoretically peaceful civ will just shove 7 tanks up your ass for the simple crime of forcibly converting their empire to your religion

Developing a personality disorder to be better at posting

Wyd when I hit you with the Jimmy Carter circle change

roman: ah, the Market of Trajan! nothing else like it in the world, where a roman citizen can gather anything from bread to pomegranates while chopping it up with the wine vendor

galatian (rolling eyes): that's just a macellum. we all have macellums, dude

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a '96 Cavalier that's never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.