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David Allen
@intelligenthoodlum.bsky.social
Dirty secrets of economy
Turns that body into GDP.

History quickly crashing through your veins.

Chocolate rain

Age 31
Pinned
Survival Minecraft Nether Island. Made a couple years ago but still badass
Brought a Lego set to the family pumpkin carving. It was a fun time
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you walk away from the objective the rotom phone pops up with an independent thought alarm to warm you that deviation from the set path is not allowed
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The cutscenes in Legends Z-A are so awkward with no voice acting. I get that pokemon is mostly text based but in cutscenes it's just laziness
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
People don't say "get me on the horn with _____" to refer to phones anymore. We should bring it back
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This set has some really cool techniques. I love it!
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Im Ready for summer to be over but it still feels like July outside
October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My first ever set with a lightbrick. It's badass. So glad that guy didn't want this. I do
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It was 10am at the Lego store. The person in front of me was buying the $1000 death star. With it came many gifts with the purchase. He didn't want this one (insane) he asked if I did (duh) and now i have this set for totally free and I got thr gameboy set that I came for. Good day
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It took until my second playthrough to notice that the Marauder says "my eyes have been opened, allow me to help you see Slayer" and then the main glory kill is you stabbing him in his eyes
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Made a really cool figure at the Lego store plus parts I already had
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I got scammed
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We only have two seasons with a couple nice days in the middle
September 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I regret to inform you that Sweet Pea is a pervert. I just caught her peeping on me in the shower
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why isnt Castlevania Symphony of the night on Switch yet?
September 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Of course they hit this time.
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I Have The Power!
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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You, a fool and a baby:
Posting things you enjoy to meet people that share your values and interests

Me, a genius and, quite frankly, a hero:
Posting to one day maximize shareholder value
September 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sweet Pea is sleeping on the bed
September 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Why does the MTV logo and theme play before watching South Park on Paramount plus? The two are completely unrelated.
August 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The moment the new season of South Park ends I'm ending my paramount plus sub. Its total crap outside of South Park and Star Trek.
August 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The main crew of the Firespray. Everything looks exactly how I want now
August 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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social media is awesome you get to slowly get to watch people go completely insane and become worse
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM