Regan AF
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"Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride." --Brodie Bruce, Mallrats
open a normal bakery but say everything's "roasted", people will be like "omg I need that"
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
open a normal bakery but say everything's "roasted", people will be like "omg I need that"
Tesla having to bribe the guy who (barely) runs it so he might bother to run it more often is hysterical.
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Tesla announces that shareholders had voted to approve the biggest pay package in history for CEO Elon Musk, in a deal worth up to $1 trillion over 10 years if the company meets a list of benchmarks such as selling 1 million humanoid robots.
Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Elon Musk
The money will be awarded in a series of payments over 10 years if Tesla meets a series of performance benchmarks.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tesla having to bribe the guy who (barely) runs it so he might bother to run it more often is hysterical.
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The frequency with which Instagram wants me to know they've started offering "Teen Accounts" is really starting to concern me.
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The frequency with which Instagram wants me to know they've started offering "Teen Accounts" is really starting to concern me.
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Long story short, it was a tough pill to swallow because it was a suppository.
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Long story short, it was a tough pill to swallow because it was a suppository.
Charlie Kirk was many awful things, but he was happy to talk to anyone, which is admirable and rare.
People often say that the left needs a Joe Rogan. I think the left needs some Charlie Kirks.
People often say that the left needs a Joe Rogan. I think the left needs some Charlie Kirks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Charlie Kirk was many awful things, but he was happy to talk to anyone, which is admirable and rare.
People often say that the left needs a Joe Rogan. I think the left needs some Charlie Kirks.
People often say that the left needs a Joe Rogan. I think the left needs some Charlie Kirks.
It's the kind of manhunt that'll end with a stripper in Reno giving him a handy as she waits for the cops to show up.
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It's the kind of manhunt that'll end with a stripper in Reno giving him a handy as she waits for the cops to show up.
"tube socks" great thanks for clarifying they go *around* your feet
August 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"tube socks" great thanks for clarifying they go *around* your feet
All these people obsessed with meritocracy are gonna be pissed because the underworld isn't like that at all.
July 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
All these people obsessed with meritocracy are gonna be pissed because the underworld isn't like that at all.
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I took it seriously when the doctor recommended elevation for my hip and long story short I'm the pope now.
July 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I took it seriously when the doctor recommended elevation for my hip and long story short I'm the pope now.
the only reason I'd get a cat would be to name it "Getty Images" and confuse the fuck out of people when I posted pictures of it online
July 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the only reason I'd get a cat would be to name it "Getty Images" and confuse the fuck out of people when I posted pictures of it online
If today is your birthday and I care about you, Happy Birthday!
July 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If today is your birthday and I care about you, Happy Birthday!
owning a Cybertruck is cool because you get to show an insecure billionaire's ego off to your friends
July 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
owning a Cybertruck is cool because you get to show an insecure billionaire's ego off to your friends
July 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I assume this was a typo by @screamscape.bsky.social, but an after-hours, "tunnel of love" alt version of Living With The Land is the Epcot we desperately need.
July 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I assume this was a typo by @screamscape.bsky.social, but an after-hours, "tunnel of love" alt version of Living With The Land is the Epcot we desperately need.
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I've also had crap birthdays celebrated by creeps who were only there to take advantage of me. So I get it, America
July 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I've also had crap birthdays celebrated by creeps who were only there to take advantage of me. So I get it, America
I feel like July 4th is the Superbowl at the E.R.
July 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I feel like July 4th is the Superbowl at the E.R.
My love language is Model Context Protocol.
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My love language is Model Context Protocol.
Jesus, they really named a state "Massachusetts", huh?
June 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Jesus, they really named a state "Massachusetts", huh?
No vibes, can't code.
June 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No vibes, can't code.
Any description of the apocalypse is inaccurate if it doesn't include an upside-down ice cream cone slowly melting over a smoldering sidewalk.
June 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Any description of the apocalypse is inaccurate if it doesn't include an upside-down ice cream cone slowly melting over a smoldering sidewalk.
I'm just here to contextualize my existence.
June 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm just here to contextualize my existence.