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Insomniac GM
@insomniacgm.bsky.social
Tabletop Gamer. Game/Dungeon Master. Maker of Things. Worlds Okayest Pagan. Occasionally clever. Dad. He/Him/Dude. No AI ever.
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Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚 - The Hobbit
One movie 🎥 - Conan The Barbarian (1982)
One album 💿 - Paranoid - Black Sabbath
One TV Show 📺- Babylon 5
Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚 - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
One movie 🎥 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
One album 💿 - Oh, Inverted World. THE SHINS.
One TV Show 📺- Cowboy Bebop
Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚- Gideon the Ninth
One movie 🎥 — Annihilation
One album 💿 — absolute madness QUEEF JERKY
One TV show 📺 — DS9
So apparently the original Harry the Hammer artwork from the first edition of Warhammer is up for auction at Christie's and they took a decently high resolution.

I might never own an original piece of Warhammer art but I can totally live with high quality digital.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Hey Bsky. My wife wrote a serial killer rom-com where a leftist buys her own island and lures billionaires to serve her poetic justice.

She's auditioning voice actors (REAL HUMANS) and I think this one is really good. Would you mind listening/sharing?

#BookSky

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Brandon Francis on Instagram: "Human Voices Only! 👏🏻💯💥 🥰 Stories are human, and they're meant to be told BY humans! We're taking a stand with our fellow narrators and authors against AI voices in the...
In a world where serial killers lurk in the shadows, a young woman's life is turned upside down when a mysterious caller asks her to participate in a unique program. Will she take the risk and join th...
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November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love when I get a new guy at the oil change place I goto.

This guy just tried to upsell me on an oil system clean on a rebuilt engine with under 5000 miles on it...

The old hands know better.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ah, man...
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My SIL and her BF are starting to get into mini painting. I'm really tempted to send her this...
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Finally got fiber internet in my area!

After some quick research, it's faster, cheaper, and (more importantly to me) has unlimited data.

The guy comes out next week and I fully intend to pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
a man in a pirate hat has the word savvy written on his face
Alt: a man in a pirate hat has the word savvy written beneath
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November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Remember, remember the 22nd of November, 1987.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Need one more voice for a super-short #vo job. It's 5 lines + 2 words and is for a small Kickstarter next year.

A higher/sweeter voice would be preferred. Phone recordings will be accepted.

Pay is either a straight $20 OR you can get a permanent 1% of profit from each comic sold. IT IS HORROR.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

Me and four of my friends found a strange rollercoaster at an amusement park.
Little do we know it was actually a portal to an ancient realm fill with magic and adventure.
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

I disassociated so hard I saw a glimpse into the ethereal realm between ours and another, they sat there with their papers, divining stones and offerings in guided bowls and in that moment I wished to be like them

Then I snapped back to my reality and weeped
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

One night many years ago, a giant Player's Handbook hovered over me, beamed me aboard, and a Dungeon Master implanted polyhedral dice in my brain.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Share a TV series you’ve seen from beginning to end more than once.
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Remember boys and girls, even if you like your employer and/or your job and/or your boss. A promise is still bullshit unless it's down on paper.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wait... there's a Project Hail Mary movie coming out in March...? With Ryan Gosling????

Well, I hope it doesn't suck.........................................................................
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Got dragged into a completely pointless, week long, project at work. And I fully intend to milk it as much as I can for the entire week.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Or maybe just sell your blood...
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The world always needs more chill librarians.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So, uh, guess who's got two thumbs and lost two entire paint sizes...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This hurts my brain...
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's been ten years since this lady decided it'd be okay to spend the rest of our lives together.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I hope the Grimm Reaper is starting an old politicians collecting streak achievement.
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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it hasn't helped sell any mags but it appears our nonsense on here has just pushed our account over 5K 'followers', so let's embrace that as some kind of achievement!

Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I am a furloughed federal employee. We are behind on rent and tomorrow it's due again. We are working with agencies but they are stretched thin as you can imagine. If you can possibly help or share it would be appreciated.
PayPal is steph811973@gmail.com
Thank you
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh, the mini-painter's urge to dredge ebay for out of print miniatures, even though you already have a (literal) bag of out of print miniatures.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM