Richard Roberts
@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social
Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Richard-Roberts/author/B005XOLGVU
I tell a lot of funny stories.
(He/Him)
I tell a lot of funny stories.
(He/Him)
o also there was a kobold in that
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
o also there was a kobold in that
The dark compulsion continues. Another chapter of goblin noir detectives in a cyberpunk city where they won't leave magic alone!
Those Wacky Sharks | Inscrutable Machine
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November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The dark compulsion continues. Another chapter of goblin noir detectives in a cyberpunk city where they won't leave magic alone!
Reposted by Richard Roberts
Damn me, but all things are queer
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Damn me, but all things are queer
There. Chapter 3 written. It is rich and fat with kobold goodness. I shall send it to @nycteris.bsky.social my faithful alpha reader first, and then to my patreon when my brain recovers.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There. Chapter 3 written. It is rich and fat with kobold goodness. I shall send it to @nycteris.bsky.social my faithful alpha reader first, and then to my patreon when my brain recovers.
I caught a shiny Spewpa, which I assume makes me a Pokémon Master and I win the game.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I caught a shiny Spewpa, which I assume makes me a Pokémon Master and I win the game.
Reposted by Richard Roberts
Mamdani is going to implement Daria law or whatever.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Daria law or whatever.
Adding ‘choked on Hello Kitty powder’ to this strange day.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Adding ‘choked on Hello Kitty powder’ to this strange day.
Today Windows told me yet again that it will install Windows 11 and my only choice was 'now' or 'tonight, by surprise, when Windows feels like it'. Yet again it installed Windows 11, got to the end, went 'nevermind' and reinstalled Windows 10.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today Windows told me yet again that it will install Windows 11 and my only choice was 'now' or 'tonight, by surprise, when Windows feels like it'. Yet again it installed Windows 11, got to the end, went 'nevermind' and reinstalled Windows 10.
Today I learned again a fundamental truth: People like kobolds.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today I learned again a fundamental truth: People like kobolds.
Okay, you wacky lil chilluns you, I am now fully moved in and writing seems to have resumed. BEHOLD CHAPTER TWO OF THAT BOOK ABOUT THE GOBLIN CYBERPUNK FANTASY NOIR DETECTIVE. www.patreon.com/posts/even-e...
Even Eternity Ends | Inscrutable Machine
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November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Okay, you wacky lil chilluns you, I am now fully moved in and writing seems to have resumed. BEHOLD CHAPTER TWO OF THAT BOOK ABOUT THE GOBLIN CYBERPUNK FANTASY NOIR DETECTIVE. www.patreon.com/posts/even-e...
Remember, folks, exposition is for chapter TWO.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Remember, folks, exposition is for chapter TWO.
The move is done. All of the crazy steps to get here are done. I have a room of my own again. Guess what the first thing to happen was?
Yep, my inspiration came back and I had to write.
I am tired. I will give it to my loyal alpha reader tonight and post it on Patreon tomorrow.
Yep, my inspiration came back and I had to write.
I am tired. I will give it to my loyal alpha reader tonight and post it on Patreon tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The move is done. All of the crazy steps to get here are done. I have a room of my own again. Guess what the first thing to happen was?
Yep, my inspiration came back and I had to write.
I am tired. I will give it to my loyal alpha reader tonight and post it on Patreon tomorrow.
Yep, my inspiration came back and I had to write.
I am tired. I will give it to my loyal alpha reader tonight and post it on Patreon tomorrow.
I want to thank the criminal in Dwarf Fortress that actually managed to escape with one of my artifacts for bringing it with her when she returned to try to steal something else.
I want to thank me for naming her 'KILL ME' so when she showed up again I recognized her.
I want to thank me for naming her 'KILL ME' so when she showed up again I recognized her.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I want to thank the criminal in Dwarf Fortress that actually managed to escape with one of my artifacts for bringing it with her when she returned to try to steal something else.
I want to thank me for naming her 'KILL ME' so when she showed up again I recognized her.
I want to thank me for naming her 'KILL ME' so when she showed up again I recognized her.
You should be. That is good stuff.
I'm still proud of the video I did for that one.
youtu.be/NrOFbuoRrQQ
youtu.be/NrOFbuoRrQQ
Ruiness - It's Getting Dark (Official Video)
YouTube video by MxBirdnose
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You should be. That is good stuff.
Also this contains ruiness.bandcamp.com/track/its-ge... which makes me cry every time.
My battery is low, and it's getting dark.
My battery is low, and it's getting dark.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Also this contains ruiness.bandcamp.com/track/its-ge... which makes me cry every time.
My battery is low, and it's getting dark.
My battery is low, and it's getting dark.
Psst @tkingfisher.com Crucial GM information. This is what Otto's Irresistible Dance looks like. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_O...
MinaCelentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (con Roberto Bolle)
YouTube video by MinaCelentano Official
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Psst @tkingfisher.com Crucial GM information. This is what Otto's Irresistible Dance looks like. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_O...
Never has anyone tried so hard to pretend they're being serious.
The remake of that song is amazing, not just as something that almost sounds like English:
youtu.be/Xn_OLnMriRg?...
youtu.be/Xn_OLnMriRg?...
MinaCelentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol (con Roberto Bolle)
YouTube video by MinaCelentano Official
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Never has anyone tried so hard to pretend they're being serious.
Reposted by Richard Roberts
In case anyone was unaware, in 1973 an Italian pop singer who spoke no English wrote a song meant to SOUND like English. He was wildly successful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-w...
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
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October 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In case anyone was unaware, in 1973 an Italian pop singer who spoke no English wrote a song meant to SOUND like English. He was wildly successful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-w...
No my authoring is not dead! Neither is my Patreon! Things slowed down enough for me to get a little writing done, and I decided I should give my latest inspiration a try and see what people think. As a possible book sample, you don't have to be a member of my Patreon to read it.
Another Sample | Inscrutable Machine
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October 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
No my authoring is not dead! Neither is my Patreon! Things slowed down enough for me to get a little writing done, and I decided I should give my latest inspiration a try and see what people think. As a possible book sample, you don't have to be a member of my Patreon to read it.
Reposted by Richard Roberts
Banana for scale (it makes them shiny)
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Banana for scale (it makes them shiny)
Kerbal Space Program needs to be Kobold Space Program. They act EXACTLY like kobolds.
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Kerbal Space Program needs to be Kobold Space Program. They act EXACTLY like kobolds.
Beat Widow. If I can conquer my ADHD and focus, I roll through Silksong. If I start twitching, forget it.
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Beat Widow. If I can conquer my ADHD and focus, I roll through Silksong. If I start twitching, forget it.
Best ghost name.
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Best ghost name.