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Richard Roberts
@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social
Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Richard-Roberts/author/B005XOLGVU

I tell a lot of funny stories.

(He/Him)
I'm embarrassed that the character is a boy, but it's everything else that reminds me of Giovanni.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My first was an alpha houndoom, shockingly early.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(Psychic, psyshock, thunderbolt, and earth power give her a really good range of options to take on most enemies.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So your camera is A Lady Of Fashion. I see nothing wrong with that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Meowstic is one of the Pokemon that I have always found charming but didn't have the stats to keep up. ZA is more forgiving about that than most Pokemon games, so when I caught an alpha Meowstic I made her my partner and all that leveling up kept her effective.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Funny story: In the Time of Legends, Xanthar slew the eight sages of darkness, consumed their phylacteries, and became the Ultimate Arch-Nerd. With this power he opened the forbidden book in their vault and found a risque invitation to dinner. Serpent Queen Eglantine was kind of a player.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Okay, but if it works you must laugh maniacally, do the booty booty dance, or both.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
AZ and LeBanne were my favorite characters, but the whole Team Rust schtick of acting like Yakuza to do civic good deeds filled me with joy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You have a very good point. The other three in Team MZ might be the only major characters I didn’t like. AZ, Corbain, Vinnie, Canari, Terragon (love their relationship), Lebanne was AWESOME, Emma of course, Ivor and Gwen, even random goobers like the FruFrou League are charming.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He sure has plans.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Alolan Marowak completes the team.
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Funny story: The word of the day is tawdry. That is, the word is 'tawdry' but tawdry is a tawdry word. Please purchase the most tasteless and provocative necklaces you can find in memory of Saint Audrey, who does not want you to remember her that way and also says her name is Æthelthryth damn it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I already have a huge, round head.
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fine, fine. Since you all HATE MYSTERY AND ROMANCE. I was preparing Hello Kitty cup noodles and the packet of powder ripped open a little too aggressively and I inhaled some. Let me tell you, no matter what people say, DO NOT snort Hello Kitty.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wouldn't bother, but keeping Windows Defender updated is important. I downloaded that tool to make a faux-USB installer on my hard drive, and got the same results, but maybe an actual USB would work better.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I honestly have no idea what's going on. The installation process takes so long and is so unpredictable that I haven't seen the error message screen - if there is one - that it shows before reinstalling Win 10.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM