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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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mattufford.bsky.social
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
Is Your Team Serious? – AFC AFC East Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott) Dolphins — not quite serious Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great! AFC North Bengals — fun! but not serious Browns — not fun and not serious Ravens — very fun and very serious Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office. AFC West Broncos — getting serious Chargers — these poor asses rent Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut] Is Your Team Serious? - NFC NFC East Commanders – newly serious after 30 years of wearing pants with self-inflating whoopie cushions sewn into the ass Cowboys – arguably the worst kind of unserious Eagles – serious! Giants – ironclad certainty that they’re serious as their pants repeatedly fall down. like a clown in a business suit, trying to type emails on a Speak & Spell, honking their nose thoughtfully while a team of mimes act out the Q2 rainbow wig budget. pathetic! NFC North Bears — the unseriousness has entered middle age Lions — serious at long last Packers — serious Vikings — serious … and purple NFC South Bucs – as serious as a pirate-themed outfit in Tampa can be Falcons – might be serious if not for their numerous affronts to forgotten but powerful gods and vast collection of haunted dolls Panthers – unserious Saints – unserious, but bonus points for putting off salary cap hell for like 15 years now NFC West Cardinals – unserious but trending up 49ers – I will call them serious if no one talks to me about Brock Purdy Rams – serious…ly annoying! Seahawks – serious-adjacent. in the parking lot of Serious Depot. making offers on houses in Seriouston, etc.
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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rob-sheridan.com
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
yeeeerika.bsky.social erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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acosta32jp.bsky.social
If Ohio State beats ND Ryan Day should be allowed to slap Lou Holtz on live tv
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM