John
@injohnue.bsky.social
"acid tongued and serpent toothed" -laura marling or my mom
writer, indie dev (VESSELS - IGF winner)
writer, indie dev (VESSELS - IGF winner)
What on earth do I need to do to get with Icarus at this point?
With how long this is taking it's clear he's the OTP vs. Moros
With how long this is taking it's clear he's the OTP vs. Moros
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What on earth do I need to do to get with Icarus at this point?
With how long this is taking it's clear he's the OTP vs. Moros
With how long this is taking it's clear he's the OTP vs. Moros
Today in the locker room: A guy complaining about how he isn't allowed to kill the homeless, then waxed poetic about killing two burglars in 1990.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Today in the locker room: A guy complaining about how he isn't allowed to kill the homeless, then waxed poetic about killing two burglars in 1990.
Melinoe is fighting to restore a world she's never felt the benefits of. My poor girl... I'm convinced this isn't going to end well
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October 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Melinoe is fighting to restore a world she's never felt the benefits of. My poor girl... I'm convinced this isn't going to end well
After being sick for 10 days, watching Sally Hawkins' Persuasion helped me believe I could be lovable again
a man in a suit and tie is holding a black hat .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a black hat .
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September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
After being sick for 10 days, watching Sally Hawkins' Persuasion helped me believe I could be lovable again
Saturday plans: Checking Grindr while at Magnolia under Chip & Joanna's ever watchful eye
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Saturday plans: Checking Grindr while at Magnolia under Chip & Joanna's ever watchful eye
Walk with me:
A Jurassic Park/World/Rewhatever where no human character survives by the end of the movie.
A Jurassic Park/World/Rewhatever where no human character survives by the end of the movie.
July 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Walk with me:
A Jurassic Park/World/Rewhatever where no human character survives by the end of the movie.
A Jurassic Park/World/Rewhatever where no human character survives by the end of the movie.
Would you ever go 53 seconds
June 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Would you ever go 53 seconds
Eavesdropping on finance bros is not what it used to be. This guy is teeing up a girl thinking 7pm is late for a date and not drinking as 'so crazy'.
June 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eavesdropping on finance bros is not what it used to be. This guy is teeing up a girl thinking 7pm is late for a date and not drinking as 'so crazy'.
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this rules i love how insane people are geting
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
this rules i love how insane people are geting
I genuinely think technology is cursed sometimes. Uber is stuck on this screen. This scammer Lyft driver is stuck on the other side of pollo caliente. I'm seriously considering taking a taxi but the last time I did that the guy left me on the middle of a bridge in Pittsburgh
June 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I genuinely think technology is cursed sometimes. Uber is stuck on this screen. This scammer Lyft driver is stuck on the other side of pollo caliente. I'm seriously considering taking a taxi but the last time I did that the guy left me on the middle of a bridge in Pittsburgh
Realizing the hedgehog's dilemma is an actual thing and not just a Shinji thing as I help the hedgehog acclimate to his new life
May 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Realizing the hedgehog's dilemma is an actual thing and not just a Shinji thing as I help the hedgehog acclimate to his new life
Is sucking on a lollipop inappropriate for work meetings?
May 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Is sucking on a lollipop inappropriate for work meetings?
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Rift Riff (out now!) was proudly made in Godot!! It started as a “small game to see if Godot is ready for commercial games” and 1,5 years later & with a 5-person team all working in the editor I can give you a resounding YES, IT’S READY.
store.steampowered.com/app/2800900/...
#godotengine #gamedev
store.steampowered.com/app/2800900/...
#godotengine #gamedev
Save 15% on Rift Riff on Steam
Jump a rift, fight off monsters, plunder their world. A strategic mix of juicy tower loadouts, varied monster behaviors, and forgiving mechanics.
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May 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Rift Riff (out now!) was proudly made in Godot!! It started as a “small game to see if Godot is ready for commercial games” and 1,5 years later & with a 5-person team all working in the editor I can give you a resounding YES, IT’S READY.
store.steampowered.com/app/2800900/...
#godotengine #gamedev
store.steampowered.com/app/2800900/...
#godotengine #gamedev
So glad people are realizing with Clair Obscur the optimal JRPG battle system has, and always will be, Paper Mario's og system.
May 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So glad people are realizing with Clair Obscur the optimal JRPG battle system has, and always will be, Paper Mario's og system.
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I'm making a bunch of code I use in my games publicly available. Lots of good stuff like 2d drop shadows, pseudo 3d effects, vfx, npc vision, IK, save system, level system etc.
#godotengine
github.com/Miziziziz/Mi...
#godotengine
github.com/Miziziziz/Mi...
May 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm making a bunch of code I use in my games publicly available. Lots of good stuff like 2d drop shadows, pseudo 3d effects, vfx, npc vision, IK, save system, level system etc.
#godotengine
github.com/Miziziziz/Mi...
#godotengine
github.com/Miziziziz/Mi...
Y'know what would really save Disney right now is a third Rescuers movie.
May 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Y'know what would really save Disney right now is a third Rescuers movie.
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
As someone who loves Onya, I do think Jewels won that lip sync.
April 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
As someone who loves Onya, I do think Jewels won that lip sync.
So does blue eye shadow just age people...?
April 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So does blue eye shadow just age people...?
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When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
April 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
I like to imagine the divorced man who buys this 'Life Goes On' spatula from Diaso glances down as he makes buttered noodles for the fourth night in a row and wonders how his ex-wife is doing and, maybe for the first time, how she managed to do this every night as part of their marriage.
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I like to imagine the divorced man who buys this 'Life Goes On' spatula from Diaso glances down as he makes buttered noodles for the fourth night in a row and wonders how his ex-wife is doing and, maybe for the first time, how she managed to do this every night as part of their marriage.
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Hey #Austin! Come see “Lipstick, a production of Austin Rainbow Theatre (April 11-26) 🎭 do512.com/events/2025/...
Lane Michael Stanley's "Lipstick": A Queer Farce with Gags at Ground Floor Theatre
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April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey #Austin! Come see “Lipstick, a production of Austin Rainbow Theatre (April 11-26) 🎭 do512.com/events/2025/...
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"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.