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… and The Onion had no choice but to admit it was bested by reality and shut down.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
… and The Onion had no choice but to admit it was bested by reality and shut down.
300ish days of @kaine.senate.gov reaching across the aisle...
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
300ish days of @kaine.senate.gov reaching across the aisle...
Guillotines are the moderate position
"When I picked up my granddaughter from the federal agents, she had a dirty diaper, a bruise on her face, and was developing a rash. She was exhausted and cried… My heart aches knowing this could happen to others, to my kids, or even me, despite being U.S. citizens.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Guillotines are the moderate position
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Bye bye bye
Can we please fire Miyares, pretty pretty please?
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bye bye bye
Can we please fire Miyares, pretty pretty please?
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can we please fire Miyares, pretty pretty please?
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U.S. police kill roughly 25 pet dogs a day, the majority of which pose no threat to them.
scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...
trace.tennessee.edu/utk_graddiss...
scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...
trace.tennessee.edu/utk_graddiss...
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
U.S. police kill roughly 25 pet dogs a day, the majority of which pose no threat to them.
scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...
trace.tennessee.edu/utk_graddiss...
scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17...
trace.tennessee.edu/utk_graddiss...
I was probably just high and missed it.
happy rapture day I guess. I think I committed the "sin of empathy" too many times and probably didn't make the cut.
what's your reason for getting left behind?
what's your reason for getting left behind?
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was probably just high and missed it.
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In honor of Jimmy Kimmel get suspended in part for saying "And by ‘statistical fact’, [Vance] means ‘complete bullshit’,” in response to Vance's false claim that most political violence is from the left, here's the DOJ report showing the opposite, that the DOJ conveniently just memory-holed:
web.archive.org
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In honor of Jimmy Kimmel get suspended in part for saying "And by ‘statistical fact’, [Vance] means ‘complete bullshit’,” in response to Vance's false claim that most political violence is from the left, here's the DOJ report showing the opposite, that the DOJ conveniently just memory-holed:
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Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours
Say what they may about this app, I have been really into horror books lately and here I found @sgj.bsky.social and now a couple books in, I love!
September 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Say what they may about this app, I have been really into horror books lately and here I found @sgj.bsky.social and now a couple books in, I love!
Lord I see what you've done for others...
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's Bolsonaro sentenced to more than 27 years in prison after Supreme Court panel convicts him of attempting coup.
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Lord I see what you've done for others...
Quickly working toward Lucille Bluth's reality.
This is the biggest story in America right now.
Coffee up 20.9% year-over-year
Steaks up 16.6%
Apples up 9.6%
Bananas, 6.6%.
www.axios.com/2025/09/11/t...
Coffee up 20.9% year-over-year
Steaks up 16.6%
Apples up 9.6%
Bananas, 6.6%.
www.axios.com/2025/09/11/t...
Grocery prices rise at the fastest pace since 2022 as Trump tariffs bite
On the campaign trail, Trump promised lower grocery prices.
www.axios.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Quickly working toward Lucille Bluth's reality.
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oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant
September 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant
"Take that vest off and check up" 😆 🏀
"You wearing the shit out them pants" 💀
"You wearing the shit out them pants" 💀
August 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Take that vest off and check up" 😆 🏀
"You wearing the shit out them pants" 💀
"You wearing the shit out them pants" 💀
Fascist Lite ass political party
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser today praised Trump for flooding the city with federal law enforcement.
“We greatly appreciate the surge of officers that enhance what MPD has been able to do in this city." 😐 www.huffpost.com/entry/muriel... via @delaneyrules.bsky.social @phillewis.bsky.social
“We greatly appreciate the surge of officers that enhance what MPD has been able to do in this city." 😐 www.huffpost.com/entry/muriel... via @delaneyrules.bsky.social @phillewis.bsky.social
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser Praises Donald Trump’s Police Takeover
The city’s Democratic mayor has maintained an unusual friendship with the Republican president.
www.huffpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fascist Lite ass political party
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title
Tom Clancy's Beloved
Tom Clancy's Beloved
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title
A Farewell to Tom Clancy's Arms
A Farewell to Tom Clancy's Arms
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title
Tom Cancy's Administrative Burdens
Tom Cancy's Administrative Burdens
August 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title
Tom Clancy's Beloved
Tom Clancy's Beloved
Not even just the right wing ones.
If Trump excreted an executive order legalizing slavery, every right wing site on the internet would instantly co-sign.
August 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not even just the right wing ones.
Rage Against the Poutine
Badderfinger
Make a band food:
Nine Inch Snails
Nine Inch Snails
August 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Rage Against the Poutine
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“& with these tariffs, you can’t afford this ass whooping”. … 🥶🥶
August 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“& with these tariffs, you can’t afford this ass whooping”. … 🥶🥶
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The problem with the strategy using state cops to rein in fascists is similar with the problem with trying to get Hannah Montana to fill in when Miley Cyrus is sick.
if your theory of change involves depending on cops to rein in cops, i have awful news for you. just ... the worst you can imagine.
Ppl this is not going to happen. State police are not going to arrest federal police. The most that can even be optimistically expected of them is that they will not assist federal police, and even that is a heavy lift, even if they are totally within their constitutional rights to do just that.
August 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The problem with the strategy using state cops to rein in fascists is similar with the problem with trying to get Hannah Montana to fill in when Miley Cyrus is sick.
This can't be real.
August 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This can't be real.
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one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
August 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Evergreen
Would be super cool if @markwarner.bsky.social and @kaine.senate.gov and most other elected Ds would like stop being useless like right now
Call your senators, demand they shut the Senate down.
August 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Evergreen