@infraredlemur.bsky.social
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“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
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This is the post that started it all by the way bsky.app/profile/tall...
June 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This is the post that started it all by the way bsky.app/profile/tall...
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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2/ @micarosenberg.bsky.social, Perla Trevizo, Gabriel Sandoval, Ronna Risquez, Adrian Gonzalez and I have been reporting on what the government did to these 238 men, beginning with this story today:
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump Administration Knew Vast Majority of Venezuelans Sent to Salvadoran Prison Had Not Been Convicted of U.S. Crimes
Homeland Security records reveal that officials knew that more than half of the 238 deportees were labeled as having no criminal record in the U.S. and had only violated immigration laws.
www.propublica.org
May 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
2/ @micarosenberg.bsky.social, Perla Trevizo, Gabriel Sandoval, Ronna Risquez, Adrian Gonzalez and I have been reporting on what the government did to these 238 men, beginning with this story today:
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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"I have a bomb, I want $200,000 and a parachute, and yes, it was Janet Leigh in The Manchurian Candidate (1962). You know her from Psycho and Bye Bye Birdie." - IMDb Cooper
May 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"I have a bomb, I want $200,000 and a parachute, and yes, it was Janet Leigh in The Manchurian Candidate (1962). You know her from Psycho and Bye Bye Birdie." - IMDb Cooper
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*walking doggo*
person: can I pet your dog?!
me: sure, he'd love that
person: awww! you're a big boy, aren't you??!!
me: oh, he doesn't talk
person: can I pet your dog?!
me: sure, he'd love that
person: awww! you're a big boy, aren't you??!!
me: oh, he doesn't talk
May 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
*walking doggo*
person: can I pet your dog?!
me: sure, he'd love that
person: awww! you're a big boy, aren't you??!!
me: oh, he doesn't talk
person: can I pet your dog?!
me: sure, he'd love that
person: awww! you're a big boy, aren't you??!!
me: oh, he doesn't talk
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Dads make diaper changes, but they do not do it as they please; they do not change diapers under self-selected circumstances, but respond to diaper circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past. Remnants of past feedings weigh like a nightmare on the diapers of the living.
May 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dads make diaper changes, but they do not do it as they please; they do not change diapers under self-selected circumstances, but respond to diaper circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past. Remnants of past feedings weigh like a nightmare on the diapers of the living.
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FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA
STANDING AT 5' 9"
ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE
IT'S...
POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...
STANDING AT 5' 9"
ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE
IT'S...
POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...
Chicago Bulls Theme Song | SIRIUS - The Alan Parsons Project | KNUCKLES TV Series Version
YouTube video by Borna Matosic
www.youtube.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA
STANDING AT 5' 9"
ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE
IT'S...
POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...
STANDING AT 5' 9"
ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE
IT'S...
POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...
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The happiest dog, you’ll see today
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The happiest dog, you’ll see today
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
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Reanimate after one of Bernie Wrightson's illustrations for Frankenstein. All hand painted with a brush.
April 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Reanimate after one of Bernie Wrightson's illustrations for Frankenstein. All hand painted with a brush.
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turns out when you legitimate a taste for bigotry people gravitate to the parties that serve it as an entree rather than as a garnish
"To the contrary, voters are on average more likely to defect to the radical right when mainstream parties adopt anti-immigration positions, a pattern that has been particularly pronounced for established RRPs."
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
turns out when you legitimate a taste for bigotry people gravitate to the parties that serve it as an entree rather than as a garnish
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Do you ever sit around and think about candle salads
April 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Do you ever sit around and think about candle salads
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Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"
Homan on Abrego Garcia: "He got more due process than Laken Riley got."
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"
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Both Saints and Cardinals looking to trade up
Mina what's your big board look like for Pontifex? Any sleepers we should keep an eye on?
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Both Saints and Cardinals looking to trade up
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Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats
April 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats
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"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral/Can't understand what I mean, well you soon will" yo that's a threat
April 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral/Can't understand what I mean, well you soon will" yo that's a threat
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There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
April 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
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We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.
April 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.
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One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
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If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
April 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
Well that’s terrifying
What the fuck
April 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well that’s terrifying