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jenna
@inferisententia.bsky.social
she/her ✨ bestie to some, mother to all
Before yesterday I couldn’t remember the last time I was in a ball pit. Now I know for sure: April 11th 2025 is the last time I was in a ball pit
April 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Your grout isn’t brown. It’s white and dirty.
March 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I thought neon greenish yellow nail polish would be cute except I’m not tan so my hands look dead now
March 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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A cow is essentially a large dog, and a lobster is a wet bug. On rare occasions cats can be worms. Please address any further questions to my attorney.
February 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Does anyone else play Pikmin Bloom? Look at these bastards
February 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
These freaks at my job think they’re sooo cute getting a quarter of a pound of each and every meat we have. What kind of sick fuck does that? A new sandwich every hour?
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
BD Wong stands for Baby Daddy Wong. Thanks
February 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I used to smoke cigarettes I found on the ground. What happened to my sense of adventure?
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Gender Affirming Dog: we were told she bites men’s ankles and has never gone after my trans wife. 😎
January 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People think I’m joking when I say my family is white trash but they wouldn’t be laughing if they knew how many broken down pickup trucks were in our back yard.
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
January 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I want to turn my property into Stars Hollow
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All chiropractor offices should be required to have a sign that says “the creator of this shit said ghosts taught him, just so you’re aware. Go ahead and do it if you want but like. Ghosts taught him.”
January 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Working in a grocery store has reminded me of all the hate stored in my heart
January 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Gilmore girls has been pissing me off lately but I am trying to muscle through it
January 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In 2025 I will dance more
January 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Is this a safe space to say I’d rather be called a slur than “neurospicy”
December 15, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Ocean’s 13 was good but why did they have a bronze statue playing Al Pacino?
December 14, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Pluto my boy for #caturday
December 14, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Joke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: The Green Knight is ACTUALLY a Christmas movie and Dev Patel is hot so that’s what we’re watching instead ok
December 13, 2024 at 4:57 AM