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flurf smirk
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Friend to all fur/feathered/sea fam. Bugs & plants too. Nature is solace. Redwood forest picnics.
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May 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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That's how the world should be ❤️
May 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Nite
April 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Bah! We only rate dogs. This is a sheep. Please look up what a dog is, and only send us that. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: onathestandardpoodle)
April 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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“Human, what’re you looking for? You’re acting funny.”

“That little No. 2 pencil I use all the time. I can’t find it…ANYWHERE!”

“That thing? Found it on the floor and kept it safe. Check my sandbox.”

(looks in litter box) “There, yes!…Ugh, Kiki, you POOPED on it.”

“It IS a No. 2 pencil, human.”
April 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Scripps Research Institute have developed a groundbreaking UNIVERSAL coronavirus vaccine that triggers STONG immune responses AND shows promise in neutralizing MULTIPLE coronaviruses, including those responsible for causing COVID-19, MERS, AND even the “common cold.” 🧪🧵⬇️
March 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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volume up for 20 seconds of snores, whisker twitches, and very loud smacky noises
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
March 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.

https://propub.li/43487Tj
Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.
ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.
propub.li
February 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I wake sometimes with the taste of blood in my mouth, look down at my hands and see I’ve bitten them, as though I’ve dreamt I’m a shackled thing and tried to escape, as though there is some enclosed beast trying to taste moonlight beneath my skin, sliding alongside my bones.
February 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I’ve started baking when I’m angry and/or frustrated, and so far today I’ve made two trays of scornbread, a batch of blueberry huff-and-puffins, and one I’m about to Snapple pie
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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“Oh he’s just colicky”

- my mom, currently
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Be kind. Lend a helping hand. Ask for help when you need it.
Together, we are stronger! (I just love this.)
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Last night in London, this happened.

Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
December 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Tired of reading annoying recipe blog fluff? Well this is your annual pre-holiday reminder that if you add “cooked.wiki/“ before any recipe URL (type it in before the http:// part) it gives you a condensed no-nonsense version of that recipe including only the ingredients and instructions!
December 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM