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spoocecow
@important.website
· Mar 6
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if... you know what, nevermind. Nevermind about everything. Never mind about my whole life. [dissipates into the wind]
Just invented "Oppa Gangnam Style"
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just invented "Oppa Gangnam Style"
I cannot believe how close I flew to the sun, completely on accident
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I cannot believe how close I flew to the sun, completely on accident
[beastie boys]
I'M
THE
STINKIEST man on christmas EVE
I'M
THE
STINKIEST man on christmas EVE
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
[beastie boys]
I'M
THE
STINKIEST man on christmas EVE
I'M
THE
STINKIEST man on christmas EVE
The worst dread you can ever feel is being alone somewhere late, not a soul in sight, and then you just suddenly get the feeling that somewhere behind you, you are being watched, and approached, by Engagement Bait
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The worst dread you can ever feel is being alone somewhere late, not a soul in sight, and then you just suddenly get the feeling that somewhere behind you, you are being watched, and approached, by Engagement Bait
Martin, famous pig, leaving weird and shitty footnotes in the margins of new novel. I thought pigs couldn't read or write in English. Did Martin ever even exist...?
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Martin, famous pig, leaving weird and shitty footnotes in the margins of new novel. I thought pigs couldn't read or write in English. Did Martin ever even exist...?
Mark Z. Danielewski's new novel of beautiful wonderful innocent pigs finding themselves in a labyrinthine pen whose dimensions violate euclidean physics. The pigs do not know fear and nothing happens to them :) More pen space for my great lovely pigs to roam :)
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Mark Z. Danielewski's new novel of beautiful wonderful innocent pigs finding themselves in a labyrinthine pen whose dimensions violate euclidean physics. The pigs do not know fear and nothing happens to them :) More pen space for my great lovely pigs to roam :)
A wonderful lovely baby pig, aka piglet, looking back at the raucous crowd of humans as it wordlessly descends into the underground labyrinths
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A wonderful lovely baby pig, aka piglet, looking back at the raucous crowd of humans as it wordlessly descends into the underground labyrinths
SCOOP: All of the world's brightest & most favored piglets have voluntarily succumbed to "the call of the void" and returned to the presumed center of the earth via heretofore undiscovered caverns, fissures, and chasms. BREAKING: This is True
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
SCOOP: All of the world's brightest & most favored piglets have voluntarily succumbed to "the call of the void" and returned to the presumed center of the earth via heretofore undiscovered caverns, fissures, and chasms. BREAKING: This is True
Martin, "The World's Favorite Piglet", Reaches Terminal Velocity For 18 Harrowing Hours After Falling Into Impossibly Deep Pit
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Martin, "The World's Favorite Piglet", Reaches Terminal Velocity For 18 Harrowing Hours After Falling Into Impossibly Deep Pit
Martin, "The World's Most Pleasant Piglet", Silently Plummets Into Vast And Impossibly Dark Hole
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Martin, "The World's Most Pleasant Piglet", Silently Plummets Into Vast And Impossibly Dark Hole
They say it's good to get diagnoses, to know your enemy, etc., and so I am thrilled beyond words to announce that I have recently diagnosed the ultimate source of my defects and failures as none other than the devious supervillain Giovanni Qobras
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They say it's good to get diagnoses, to know your enemy, etc., and so I am thrilled beyond words to announce that I have recently diagnosed the ultimate source of my defects and failures as none other than the devious supervillain Giovanni Qobras
I've decided to get really mad at my Cuticles. They are going to betray me. I know it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I've decided to get really mad at my Cuticles. They are going to betray me. I know it.
Reposted by spoocecow
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
My fingers are warm now. I was having a little episode where my fingers were not warm, and it caused me to post some stuff. I stand by and do not disown the stuff; this is just to say I have eaten some fuckin plums baby wahahaha!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My fingers are warm now. I was having a little episode where my fingers were not warm, and it caused me to post some stuff. I stand by and do not disown the stuff; this is just to say I have eaten some fuckin plums baby wahahaha!!!!
I hate the neologism "got my ass". I do not have an ass, and never will.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I hate the neologism "got my ass". I do not have an ass, and never will.
putting my cold awful fingers on youre body... you hate it and you pick me up and throw me 40 feet.... but we're connected by the Knuckles Chaotix ring bond..... because of marriage..... And so the vicious cycle continues.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
putting my cold awful fingers on youre body... you hate it and you pick me up and throw me 40 feet.... but we're connected by the Knuckles Chaotix ring bond..... because of marriage..... And so the vicious cycle continues.
Lowering my fingers into a beaker of acid!
Lowering my hands into a jar of acid!
Lowering my arms into a barrel of acid!
Putting my toes in a pan of acid!
Putting my feet in a tub of acid!
Putting my legs in a barrel of acid!
Gazing longingly at the giant vat of acid... from the floor..... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Lowering my hands into a jar of acid!
Lowering my arms into a barrel of acid!
Putting my toes in a pan of acid!
Putting my feet in a tub of acid!
Putting my legs in a barrel of acid!
Gazing longingly at the giant vat of acid... from the floor..... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Lowering my fingers into a beaker of acid!
Lowering my hands into a jar of acid!
Lowering my arms into a barrel of acid!
Putting my toes in a pan of acid!
Putting my feet in a tub of acid!
Putting my legs in a barrel of acid!
Gazing longingly at the giant vat of acid... from the floor..... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Lowering my hands into a jar of acid!
Lowering my arms into a barrel of acid!
Putting my toes in a pan of acid!
Putting my feet in a tub of acid!
Putting my legs in a barrel of acid!
Gazing longingly at the giant vat of acid... from the floor..... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I love to be convivial. I love to convolve. I love to convolute and converse, to convalesce and convulse in equal measure. Convene with me and I will convert you
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I love to be convivial. I love to convolve. I love to convolute and converse, to convalesce and convulse in equal measure. Convene with me and I will convert you
Reposted by spoocecow
Magical Chase for the TurboGrafx-16 Official Soundtrack - click the repost button below!
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Magical Chase for the TurboGrafx-16 Official Soundtrack - click the repost button below!
Magical Chase for the TurboGrafx-16 Official Soundtrack - click the repost button below!
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Magical Chase for the TurboGrafx-16 Official Soundtrack - click the repost button below!
Sylvester the cat wisely foresaw — by decades! — the moral and ethical quandaries regarding the sentience of lab-grown food, when he introduced the world to his now-famous thought experiment "Suffering Succotash"
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sylvester the cat wisely foresaw — by decades! — the moral and ethical quandaries regarding the sentience of lab-grown food, when he introduced the world to his now-famous thought experiment "Suffering Succotash"
In our time of greatest need, humanity's hero disappeared... Where are you, Dr. Stephen Poop......
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In our time of greatest need, humanity's hero disappeared... Where are you, Dr. Stephen Poop......
My eternal promise to you, dear reader, is that I am probably never going to ask you for exactly 20 United States Dollars. Scared yet?
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My eternal promise to you, dear reader, is that I am probably never going to ask you for exactly 20 United States Dollars. Scared yet?
Hey. My name is Stinkerly Suckdick. I'm Mormon, I'm 55 years young, and I work in the Circus Industry. I've derived your location from your IP address (v6, natch) and I am going to completely ruin your life with those giant weird coconut crabs you sometimes see pictures of. You know why... FUCKER!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hey. My name is Stinkerly Suckdick. I'm Mormon, I'm 55 years young, and I work in the Circus Industry. I've derived your location from your IP address (v6, natch) and I am going to completely ruin your life with those giant weird coconut crabs you sometimes see pictures of. You know why... FUCKER!!!
They Need To Invent A Standing Kotatsu. NOW.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They Need To Invent A Standing Kotatsu. NOW.