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spoocecow
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· Mar 6
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if... you know what, nevermind. Nevermind about everything. Never mind about my whole life. [dissipates into the wind]
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
[reaching woundlessly into my torso like pudding and retrieving a 20 foot sword]
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
[reaching woundlessly into my torso like pudding and retrieving a 20 foot sword]
I think if these pent-up ICE agents only knew the simple, sexy joys of Ecchi Manga, our country might be able to heal.
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I think if these pent-up ICE agents only knew the simple, sexy joys of Ecchi Manga, our country might be able to heal.
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KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho!
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho!
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
<The World's Most Philosophical Man>
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
<The World's Most Philosophical Man>
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
Super Mario's nuts retract into his body when he becomes small Mario, quickly rendering his sperm nonviable.
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Super Mario's nuts retract into his body when he becomes small Mario, quickly rendering his sperm nonviable.
It's really unfair that James Cameron presented us an ideal future (being instantly killed by an infinitely sharp knife while drinking milk) and didn't follow through
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It's really unfair that James Cameron presented us an ideal future (being instantly killed by an infinitely sharp knife while drinking milk) and didn't follow through
The Internet Computer is designed to upset me and mislead me. I don't like it. I don't like this. I will think about leaving The Internet Computer... I will think about it.... I will think about it.......
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Internet Computer is designed to upset me and mislead me. I don't like it. I don't like this. I will think about leaving The Internet Computer... I will think about it.... I will think about it.......
too many people are giving Bob Odenkirk a pass for thinking one of the american states is named "Chim-Cham"
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
too many people are giving Bob Odenkirk a pass for thinking one of the american states is named "Chim-Cham"
put my stinky ass in a guillotine and accidentally chopped the damn thing off. I told them to take the safety off as a bit so it's totally my fault. but now they're suing me because the guillotine is now permanently stinky???
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
put my stinky ass in a guillotine and accidentally chopped the damn thing off. I told them to take the safety off as a bit so it's totally my fault. but now they're suing me because the guillotine is now permanently stinky???
Don't get mad, but I learned in a dream earlier today that the original working title for Super Mario 64 was "Indignant Mario"
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Don't get mad, but I learned in a dream earlier today that the original working title for Super Mario 64 was "Indignant Mario"
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JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
It's so unfair that the words "yell" and "bellow" exist and mean similar things, but then the spoonerisms "bell" and "yellow" also exist but do not mean similar things. Bells can be yellow but that isn't what I'm talking about before you email me
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
It's so unfair that the words "yell" and "bellow" exist and mean similar things, but then the spoonerisms "bell" and "yellow" also exist but do not mean similar things. Bells can be yellow but that isn't what I'm talking about before you email me
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going to end 2025 like I started it: asleep. gn all
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
going to end 2025 like I started it: asleep. gn all
Honking my horn and farting. Farting and honking my horn. Before you know it, you can no longer tell the difference...
[edit] YES, my horn is ALSO stinky. Obviously
[edit] YES, my horn is ALSO stinky. Obviously
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Honking my horn and farting. Farting and honking my horn. Before you know it, you can no longer tell the difference...
[edit] YES, my horn is ALSO stinky. Obviously
[edit] YES, my horn is ALSO stinky. Obviously
twitter broke the legacy animated avatars at some point in the last few months. this is the last fucking straw. I'm going to **** **** ****.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
twitter broke the legacy animated avatars at some point in the last few months. this is the last fucking straw. I'm going to **** **** ****.
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ALSO TODAY: Luke O’Neil writes a memoriam to Mike Fossey, “was a luminary in the golden age of Twitter in the 2010s, up there alongside the likes of Dril and others” flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
In post memoriam
It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She sa...
flaminghydra.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ALSO TODAY: Luke O’Neil writes a memoriam to Mike Fossey, “was a luminary in the golden age of Twitter in the 2010s, up there alongside the likes of Dril and others” flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
underrepresented Mike F posts: after "check this shit out motherfucker" he had an extended back+forth with DinkMagic (another funniest guy ever, on here now with a name that feels like I shouldn't @ him lol). at some point one or both deactivated/got banned & the thread broke. I saved the text tho 🔜
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
underrepresented Mike F posts: after "check this shit out motherfucker" he had an extended back+forth with DinkMagic (another funniest guy ever, on here now with a name that feels like I shouldn't @ him lol). at some point one or both deactivated/got banned & the thread broke. I saved the text tho 🔜
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Seven Ghosts for Seven Goblins
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Seven Ghosts for Seven Goblins
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM