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Life support for a beard.
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A reminder that before the Trump admin/RFK took over this year, the U.S. had officially declared measles eliminated in 2000.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I wrote something about the Trump regime’s “Horst Wessel” moment with Charlie Kirk so an American didn’t have to *risk their job* by saying the exact same thing.

Solidarity, America.

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September 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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have they tried unplugging Trump and plugging him back in? no, wait. have they tried unplugging Trump and leaving him that way
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The #measles vaccine has saved an estimated 5 lives every second since 2000.

👉Prevent measles by getting vaccinated with two doses of the measles vaccine.
March 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
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March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How hard is it for announcers to learn and pronounce the driver’s names properly? #ffs #f1 #ausgp
March 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So many ads 😭 #F1 #AUSGP
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Former 🇺🇸 ambassador to Russia 👇🏽
March 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Slava Ukraini.
Heroiam Slava.
Always.
Always.
🇺🇦 🌻
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m all for a Putin+Trump+Musk turducken & yeeted into the sun on a SpaceX rocket. Just can’t figure the order of insertion. Temperature & bake time won’t be a problem #fucktrump #fuckelon #fuckputin
February 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Trump: already a disaster. @therickwilson.bsky.social is keeping score.
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this,

but "scientists don't know everything and have been wrong before"

does not mean that a random-ass conspiracy theory with no evidence

should be given the same respect as the overwhelming weight of scientific evidence and expert consensus.
January 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Say hello to Fresno Bob. Aka Bob Mortimer, Mista Bob Dobalina, Sideshow Bob, Bob Belcher, Bob Cratchit, & Bobcat Goldthwait. Currently slumming it in the spare room since coming home recently, as he settles in. He was adopted as an abandoned 2yo on the anniversary that Kowalski left us late year.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Excited to be meeting our next feline family member this weekend, after our good boy Kowalski crossed the rainbow bridge this time last year. We are a confirmed 2 cat home and have been missing a 2nd feline personality for 12 months now. #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
January 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Current pet office peeve - douchecanoes who walk around the office with Bluetooth headphones having personal calls or meeting calls #dickheads
January 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I took some more photos of poor Pepper today. He is so sweet and loving and gentle but nobody has wanted to adopt him just because he looks a little bit scrungly. 😢 Please share with anyone you know in northern Vermont who might be interested! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
January 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Hey, I have no idea why I’m picking up heaps of new followers but I’m totally into it. More more more feed me moooore.
January 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Fuck
January 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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All day my posts dispelling the disinformation that the right and some very stupid trots are trying to fling at LA mayor Karen Bass have been commented on by OH HOW SURPRISING low follower count, anonymous accounts who never seem to have conversations with real people, how curious.
Also, it is NOT TRUE that Karen Bass cut the LA fire department. She is being Blake Livelied by the right. Share the truth. Do your part to make sure it gets around.

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January 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Also, it is NOT TRUE that Karen Bass cut the LA fire department. She is being Blake Livelied by the right. Share the truth. Do your part to make sure it gets around.

www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
January 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The world needs more attack libraries
A cartoon about libraries for the Guardian.
February 11, 2024 at 2:55 PM