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Poodles
@imminentpoodles.bsky.social
Autistic AF
Special Interests: Far Too Many
IDIC 🖖🏳️‍🌈

Sometimes, what I say is a surprise to me too
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In the first half of 2025, Baltimore had the fewest homicides ever recorded – 62% decrease compared to this time three years ago.

But we can’t rest. In every community, we must continue to confront violence and do all we can to keep Marylanders safe.
July 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. Unsuccessful rebellions indeed generally establish the encroachments on the rights of the people which have produced them." - Thomas Jefferson to James Madison, 1787.
July 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Shout out to people who make their Ancestry Tree public - It helps with researching incomplete family trees (especially when there are duplicate names in each generation).

Much love, your resident archivist 💜
July 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."

- William Adama
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and looking at each other .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and looking at each other .
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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“If this can happen in a Member of Congress’s office, it can happen to anyone — and it is happening...”

www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
'It can happen to anyone': Nadler rebukes DHS after staffer detained in Manhattan office
The agency said the unidentified staff member was not charged.
www.politico.com
June 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The universe really looked at my parents DNA and thought "You know what would be a good combo? Chronic dehydration and hyperhidrosis."

In other news, skin care is a nightmare and a necessary evil.
May 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If you ever want to seriously inconvenience someone, hope they get severe GERD and OTCs don't work. 😌 #personalexperience
May 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Huge shoutout to everyone this is what a global boycott looks like. Tesla just reported a staggering 71% drop in profits compared to Q1 of 2024. It’s working. Keep the pressure on.
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”

The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
April 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One Piece has consumed my life since the 90s so I made this dumb meme to celebrate 😂
April 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Three numbers can save a life, whether it be an emergency, a crisis situation, or for non-emergencies. Let’s make the right call; by knowing the difference and which ways they can aid in your assistance.
April 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ngl, having the "must make an organization system for everything" flavor of autism is really inconvenient when it only applies to my professional life.
April 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Don’t shame people for not immediately reading all the books they buy. Some books aren’t made to be ready right away, okay? Some books need time to mature. Some books need to cure for a while. Some books are prosciutto, and don’t you forget it.
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm really proud of the #HandsOff movement and how many people turned out. All 50 states united under one cause.

Our nation was built on many things and we still have a lot of work to do, but as a historian... *This* is what patriotism is.

Keep fighting!
April 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I decided the other day that I'm going to politely ask businesses why they're on Public Square when they're in the middle of communities with active social issues that they could be helping with, but are instead marking themselves as unsafe places for the majority of their community. 🖖🏳️‍🌈
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ADHD paralysis is really inconvenient tbh. I woke up wanting to fight some people and clean but now I'm just fighting myself to get off the couch. Rude.
April 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Things are already shitty in the US (understatement) but you know it's getting *really* bad when both your psychologist and psychiatrist spent the last two sessions commiserating with you about ✨the horrors✨ because they're just as stressed. 🫠
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This will have a huge impact on state libraries and museums. Yikes!!!—word is, RIP to the Institute of Museum and Library Services.
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Proud to be the 660th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Brambletrek - Tales in the Hundred Acre Woods! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c...
Brambletrek - Tales in the Hundred Acre Woods
Start a new adventure as a Gnawborn or one of the characters from Winnie the Pooh! It's up to you to help the Woods break a curse that's affecting everything from Heffalumps to Woozles. Tell your stor...
www.backerkit.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fitbit decided that I am a dolphin when sleeping... Which, honestly, that tracks.
Yay delayed sleep phase and insomnia ✌️🫠
March 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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A federal judge in Maryland issued a temporary restraining order on Monday, blocking members of Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency team and anyone “working on the DOGE agenda at the Department of Education” from accessing sensitive data until March 10.
February 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
@govwesmoore.bsky.social

I read back in January that you were working to protect Marylanders from ICE raids and yet they're still attempting to operate in Maryland. 10 days ago, there was an attempted raid without a warrant in Owings Mills.

What is your office doing to stop and/or prevent this?
February 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM