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Ryan Jones
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Loving Husband. Doting Dad. Aspiring Writer. Growing Human.
If the climax or the most crucial part of the film takes place at or pertains to Christmastime (ex: Rocky IV, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Small One, etc.,)...

Then, it's a Christmas movie. Case closed. (3/3)
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If a majority of the movie takes place at Christmastime, regardless of whether the movie has Christmas central to the plot (ex: Die Hard, Gremlins, Home Alone, etc.,), then it's a Christmas movie. (2/3)
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Alright, let's get this out of the way:

If a motion picture has Christmas that's central to the plot, basically without it the movie couldn't exist (ex: Elf, The Nativity Story, Klaus, etc.,), then it's a Christmas movie. (1/3)
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Now that the Congress passed the bill to release the Epstein files, it goes to Donnie's table. Either Donnie signs and it's released; it's released, but redacted; or, he reneges and vetoes the bill. Regardless...
a picture of a girl that says there 's gonna be trouble
ALT: a picture of a girl that says there 's gonna be trouble
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November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I never want to see Donnie "calling" a football game again...

They're gonna have him do it again at the Army/Navy Game, aren't they?
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I swear Rush's series of "Fear" songs (The Enemy Within; The Weapon; Witch Hunt; Freeze) is getting more prophetic day by day.
October 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
12 Angry Men
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Donnie's second term would've been worse had he won in 2020. Yeah, he wouldn't be POTUS anymore by now(I would think). But, still...
August 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
July 28, 2025: the day I rediscovered hope.
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A year ago today, all Americans rediscovered "Get Smart". #AmericanSentence
July 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Juneteenth is a commemoration of the events on June 19, 1865 where Union troops came to Texas with the information that slavery was abolished in the United States, two months after the Civil War ended and the two years after Emancipation Proclamation was ratified. (1/4)
June 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
To be fair, I also want to wish the same to the racist and bigoted scumbags since Juneteenth will be later this month.
June 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Know Who You Are" by Supertramp has been stuck in my head since yesterday. It's giving me an uplifting, yet melancholic feel.
May 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The O's game might have rained out. So, for my alternate programming...
May 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I might hate the Red Sox but there are lines that I definitely wouldn't cross. Especially when it comes to stuff like this. Disrespectful and pathetic.
Per Cleveland TV, the person said something to Duran about his suicide attempt. You really have to be an awful person to do that.
There was some sort of ruckus after the inning with Duran and somebody near the Sox dugout. Cora, umpires, teammates all were in the area and Duran was prodded away.
April 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Nailed. Dead. Risen.
Then. Now. Forever.
Wake. And. Bake. (But, it's not for me)

Whether it's Easter, WrestleMania Sunday, 4/20 or a mix of everything above, have a happy one.
April 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This country's being ruined by DEI (Donnie's Elusive Intelligence).
April 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Well, since today is April Fools Day:

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, I RKO your ass.
Fool me thrice... nothing because I RKO'ed your ass.
April 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jim Ross' quote on Vince McMahon at WrestleMania 22 mirrors my feelings on Donnie, especially since Term 2: Electric Booglaloo commenced:

"He is one sick, perverse son of a bitch. He is genuinely evil. He is headed to Hell...and, in my opinion, I don't think he can wait to get there to take over."
March 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I usually do this on FB. But, what the hell.

2025 MLB Playoff Picks (*Wild Card):

AL: TEX, KC, BAL, BOS*, HOU*, NYY*

NL: LAD, NYM, CHC, PHI*, AZ*, SD*
March 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Random thoughts: Why does the YT ads of women for the Church of Jesus Christ for LDS feel like subtle thirst trap ads to me?
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
youtu.be/BTjCrWavEuA?...

Dang. I almost forgot today was 3/16.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Stunner President US Donald Trump
YouTube video by WWF ATTITUDE
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March 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Here are my picks. Let's see how things go. #Oscars
March 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM