I'm All Write 🍻
@imallwrite.bsky.social
Elon Musk made Twitter awful.
CHECK OUT MY STUFF:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaad3mlldehle
If we Follow each other on the Musk dumpster fire we should do it here too
Here for fun not politics
CHECK OUT MY STUFF:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaad3mlldehle
If we Follow each other on the Musk dumpster fire we should do it here too
Here for fun not politics
Darth Vader: Luke I am your father!
Luke: Gary?
Vader: What? No, it's Darth Va... who the fuck is Gary?
Luke: Gary?
Vader: What? No, it's Darth Va... who the fuck is Gary?
March 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Darth Vader: Luke I am your father!
Luke: Gary?
Vader: What? No, it's Darth Va... who the fuck is Gary?
Luke: Gary?
Vader: What? No, it's Darth Va... who the fuck is Gary?
Beliefs, wishes, and assumptions aren't facts.
Facts are facts.
Facts are facts.
March 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Beliefs, wishes, and assumptions aren't facts.
Facts are facts.
Facts are facts.
What's the square root of Angry 64?
H8
Bleh, it's weekend bluesky, this is what you get
H8
Bleh, it's weekend bluesky, this is what you get
March 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What's the square root of Angry 64?
H8
Bleh, it's weekend bluesky, this is what you get
H8
Bleh, it's weekend bluesky, this is what you get
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Bringing a cake to a knife fight.
February 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Bringing a cake to a knife fight.
I'm so broke I just googled "is it ok to eat cardboard?"
February 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'm so broke I just googled "is it ok to eat cardboard?"
If it aint broke, don't fix it.
If it is broke, dont date it cuz then you'll just end up paying for everything
If it is broke, dont date it cuz then you'll just end up paying for everything
February 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If it aint broke, don't fix it.
If it is broke, dont date it cuz then you'll just end up paying for everything
If it is broke, dont date it cuz then you'll just end up paying for everything
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If your name is Carrie I expect you to be good at picking up an object and taking it from one location to another location
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
If your name is Carrie I expect you to be good at picking up an object and taking it from one location to another location
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It's weird that BMW makes its cars without turn signals
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's weird that BMW makes its cars without turn signals
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Trump & MAGA boast about Canada becoming the 51st state, BUT:
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trump & MAGA boast about Canada becoming the 51st state, BUT:
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
It turns out the TV series GOTHAM has nothing to do with the acquisition and retention of pork
February 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It turns out the TV series GOTHAM has nothing to do with the acquisition and retention of pork
One of the hardest things to do in life is to ride a Pogo stick across freshly waxed linoleum tile while holding a full pot of coffee.
I know this now
I know this now
February 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
One of the hardest things to do in life is to ride a Pogo stick across freshly waxed linoleum tile while holding a full pot of coffee.
I know this now
I know this now
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I hate it when I get drunk at the dog park and come home with 15 dogs.
I don’t even own a dog.
And why are the cops here?
I don’t even own a dog.
And why are the cops here?
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I hate it when I get drunk at the dog park and come home with 15 dogs.
I don’t even own a dog.
And why are the cops here?
I don’t even own a dog.
And why are the cops here?
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Lessons kids learn quick:
When Mom is pissed at Dad, you don't let her brush your hair!!!
When Mom is pissed at Dad, you don't let her brush your hair!!!
February 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Lessons kids learn quick:
When Mom is pissed at Dad, you don't let her brush your hair!!!
When Mom is pissed at Dad, you don't let her brush your hair!!!
Canadians increase border security
February 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Canadians increase border security
"I need ammunition, not a ride"
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy turns down U.S. evacuation offer February 26,2022 after Russian invasion of Ukraine
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy turns down U.S. evacuation offer February 26,2022 after Russian invasion of Ukraine
February 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"I need ammunition, not a ride"
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy turns down U.S. evacuation offer February 26,2022 after Russian invasion of Ukraine
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy turns down U.S. evacuation offer February 26,2022 after Russian invasion of Ukraine
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my dogs probably think i'm an idiot for only sleeping once a day
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
my dogs probably think i'm an idiot for only sleeping once a day
Trump & MAGA boast about Canada becoming the 51st state, BUT:
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trump & MAGA boast about Canada becoming the 51st state, BUT:
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
Canada would become the most populated state in the Union, surpassing California. It would have 55 seats in the House and 2 in the Senate
Republicans would never win the House ever again, probably not Senate either 😄
Well, the good news is there's only 1,431 days left in his second term
🤦♂️
🤦♂️
February 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Well, the good news is there's only 1,431 days left in his second term
🤦♂️
🤦♂️
Me to my wife: Hey honey sorry I didn't hear you call earlier, the dog fell asleep on the phone
My wife: Who is he talking to?
My wife: Who is he talking to?
February 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me to my wife: Hey honey sorry I didn't hear you call earlier, the dog fell asleep on the phone
My wife: Who is he talking to?
My wife: Who is he talking to?
*me, getting stabbed to death by my wife*
Wife: No no no, you're doing it all wrong. Lay on your back, not your side, bleed slower and are you seriously wearing that shirt?
Wife: No no no, you're doing it all wrong. Lay on your back, not your side, bleed slower and are you seriously wearing that shirt?
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*me, getting stabbed to death by my wife*
Wife: No no no, you're doing it all wrong. Lay on your back, not your side, bleed slower and are you seriously wearing that shirt?
Wife: No no no, you're doing it all wrong. Lay on your back, not your side, bleed slower and are you seriously wearing that shirt?
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Can't, busy reading the instructions on this shampoo bottle. I can't afford any more mistakes
June 24, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Can't, busy reading the instructions on this shampoo bottle. I can't afford any more mistakes
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I met a woman named Claire so I asked her if her last name was Voyant.
She did not see that coming 😉
She did not see that coming 😉
June 23, 2024 at 8:38 AM
I met a woman named Claire so I asked her if her last name was Voyant.
She did not see that coming 😉
She did not see that coming 😉
It's weird that BMW makes its cars without turn signals
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's weird that BMW makes its cars without turn signals