They/He
You heading to Steak n Shake?
You heading to Steak n Shake?
Too bad she expresses her enjoyment with love nips.
Too bad she expresses her enjoyment with love nips.
I'm glad I quit vaping
I'm glad I quit drinking
I'm glad I quit opiates
Let me have my diet coke in peace
I'm glad I quit vaping
I'm glad I quit drinking
I'm glad I quit opiates
Let me have my diet coke in peace
They're actually supernatural. That's why my hair is so big. All these ghosts.
They're actually supernatural. That's why my hair is so big. All these ghosts.
It can also hold one whole Marla while I play it with yarn.
It can also hold one whole Marla while I play it with yarn.
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
I crochet when I'm anxious. I've been so anxious, I gave myself tennis elbow.
I crochet when I'm anxious. I've been so anxious, I gave myself tennis elbow.
theonion.com/4-year-...
theonion.com/4-year-...
I was asked to translate it into text so my friend could read it.
Years ago, my husband asked me text him rather than writing him notes.
I refuse to believe I have bad handwriting.
I was asked to translate it into text so my friend could read it.
Years ago, my husband asked me text him rather than writing him notes.
I refuse to believe I have bad handwriting.
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
I'm not ok. I don't like the selection of yarn at Michael's.
I'll miss you, JoAnn Fabrics.
I'm not ok. I don't like the selection of yarn at Michael's.
I'll miss you, JoAnn Fabrics.
I got a figure out how to stop sleepwalking.
I got a figure out how to stop sleepwalking.
I am stunned, even by Trump standards, that Dan Bongino, a man even Fox got rid of, is now the new deputy director of the FBI.
We are so effed.
I am stunned, even by Trump standards, that Dan Bongino, a man even Fox got rid of, is now the new deputy director of the FBI.
We are so effed.
I had to take the dogs out. Guess I'm not working on my blanket for awhile
I had to take the dogs out. Guess I'm not working on my blanket for awhile
She's purring while she sleeps.
💜💜💜
She's purring while she sleeps.
💜💜💜
14yo and still my precious baby
14yo and still my precious baby
Could a mentally ill person do that?
(Yes lol)
Could a mentally ill person do that?
(Yes lol)