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Bee Dax they/he
@imaginarybee.bsky.social
Vegan. Feminist. Trans. Leftist. Spooky. Killjoy.
They/He
Nice swasticar, loser.
You heading to Steak n Shake?
April 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Marla loves pets on her big marshmallow belly.
Too bad she expresses her enjoyment with love nips.
April 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My sweet lady, Roslin, loves the papasan.
April 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm glad I quit smoking
I'm glad I quit vaping
I'm glad I quit drinking
I'm glad I quit opiates
Let me have my diet coke in peace
April 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
New meds, new me
April 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
On this Trans Day of Visibility, I just want to say - we have always been here and we'll always be here.
March 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sometimes, people will ask me if my curls are natural.
They're actually supernatural. That's why my hair is so big. All these ghosts.
March 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I bought this bag for $3 at a thrift shop. It's purple. It's Halloween. It can hold my crochet project when I'm not working on it.
It can also hold one whole Marla while I play it with yarn.
March 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Guess who found a new and fun way to injure themselves.
I crochet when I'm anxious. I've been so anxious, I gave myself tennis elbow.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
theonion.com/4-year-...
March 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I wrote out a note explaining how to feed my fur kids while I'm away for two days.
I was asked to translate it into text so my friend could read it.
Years ago, my husband asked me text him rather than writing him notes.
I refuse to believe I have bad handwriting.
March 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
March 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I cannot believe I actually gave myself tennis elbow from crochet
March 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I try to pretend I'm ok but really?
I'm not ok. I don't like the selection of yarn at Michael's.
I'll miss you, JoAnn Fabrics.
March 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Adventures in sleepwalking - I tried to use my toaster oven and saw that I had filled it with salt and uncooked rice.
I got a figure out how to stop sleepwalking.
February 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My husband sent me flowers. No specific date or reason - just because he wanted to. I'm so surprised and happy. I just love getting prezzies where the reason is "I love you and was thinking of you"
February 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Every time I think thing can’t get worse, the appointees can’t get worse, Trump says ‘hold my beer.’

I am stunned, even by Trump standards, that Dan Bongino, a man even Fox got rid of, is now the new deputy director of the FBI.

We are so effed.
February 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm working on my temperature blanket because I got a few days behind.
I had to take the dogs out. Guess I'm not working on my blanket for awhile
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I had to put my crochet project down for the evening.
She's purring while she sleeps.
💜💜💜
February 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I come out to Speakeasy Largo for trivia and puppy kisses
February 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ms Marla is such a cutie
14yo and still my precious baby
February 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I walked my dogs, made sourdough cinnamon rolls, and baked a banana bread all before 8:30am.
Could a mentally ill person do that?

(Yes lol)
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I once said to my therapist that maybe I'm not mentally ill, I'm just ill suited to live under capitalism.
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM