I AM IN YOUR WALLS GOOD OMENS HQ WHAT WAS THAT ON TIKTOK

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A WEALTH OF RICHES

"Go fuck yourself," I explained

Hawk the herald angels sang
Glory tuah that newborn thang

I absolutely love books with a lil map at the start 🗺

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

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Say no to drugs if they ask you weird personal questions

OH COME ON! 😫 #DavidTennant #MichaelSheen

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jesus: (trying to be an adult about it) i guess it’s just interesting to me how everyone else gets a bunch of presents on my birthday

Still laughing at the perfect timing of their head movements...
Aziraphale : Comme save me.
Crowley : Who took my place?

#GoodOmens

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

:D <3 #DavidTennant