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illepic.bsky.social
@illepic.bsky.social
Collector of frameworks, lover of strong types, programmer of functions.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The single greatest improvement to my development workflow over the last few years is probably Graphite: app.graphite.dev. Stacked PRs with the "merge queue" from Graphite is really game-changing.
Graphite
The end to end developer platform.
app.graphite.dev
May 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I look forward to Pope Leo declaring Deep Dish as "the only real" type of pizza and then promptly being escorted out of the Vatican
May 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm hosting a webinar Wednesday and have to remind myself not to start off with "WHAT'S GOOD, ASSHOLES" again.
February 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The best historical artefacts are the accidental ones that freeze a moment in time forever.

I thought I’d try to find all the times pets have ruined their owner's day and recorded that instant for all of history.
January 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The phrase "Quick as a greyhound" is said often on Bluey. My children are running around yelling "Quick as a groundhog!".
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm down to one hand because of a broken collarbone and here I am desperately searching through Windows settings trying to find where I can turn off the profanity filter on the voice to text overlay.
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My 15 lb orange cat just growled at me for daring to pet him... while he's asleep on my chest.
February 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hidden Falls in Yacolt Burn, Washington.
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This rant sums it up for me
January 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
May you have the self-confidence of a Marketplace seller who stood you up for 2 hours at the appointed meeting location, and is then angry at YOU for going home.
January 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Ninja Gaiden 4 was revealed at Microsoft’s Xbox #DeveloperDirect 2025. bit.ly/40wIcki
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when someone pointed out that the existence of the "Uncanny Valley" implies at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of something that looked human but wasn't.😬

You're welcome~😘
December 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Hundreds of subreddits are considering banning all links to Twitter/X in a pretty powerful display of collective action:

www.404media.co/hundreds-of-...
Hundreds of Subreddits Are Considering Banning All Links to X
Dozens of big subreddits have already banned all Twitter links, and posts about potential bans are some of the most popular on the site.
www.404media.co
January 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am 500% more likely to actually get up and work out if I put it in my calendar and name it "stronk".
January 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Strava, any chance we can get share links that don't make us look like total assholes?
January 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Everyone that has ever learned SAML SSO has learned it against their will.
January 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I code-mentor a lot of new (web) developers and I can honestly say I don't have much more to offer than "Just turn on TypeScript strict mode and then fix all errors" as the best way to learn.
December 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I'd like to apologize to the Propain bikes web team. I'm probably like 95% of your configurator app's traffic the last 2 weeks.
December 30, 2024 at 12:09 AM