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michele. curator of record collecting stories. inthefade from twitter

long island forever #isles

free palestine, protect trans kids, she/her

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i just had the horrible thought of musk recording a jco diss track
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
everything sticks like a broken record music.apple.com/us/album/ana...
Ana Ng by They Might Be Giants on Apple Music
Song · 1988 · Duration 3:23
music.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i was looking at my son's little league photos from 22 years ago and in this one, he was playing third. he was the smallest kid on the team and this remarkably large fifth grader comes barreling toward him and he stood his ground and tagged him out and i was so proud
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
someone just asked me who my son's little league sponsor was and i don't fucking remember that it was 20 years ago yet i pull "chico's bail bonds" out of my memory bank and go with that
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"and two burritos, no cilantro"
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i keep feeling like i had something to do tomorrow. what am i forgetting?
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
[checks out mnf score when hockey game ends]

where's the score, they seemed to have misplaced the score
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
isles win!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
they are playing "let it be" at the devils game and i get it, but that's not a hockey song
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
oh my islanders, why do you do this to me
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
do not try to have a conversation with me for the next few hours i am stupidly stoned and neither of us will get anything out of it
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
washing down nerd clusters with gatorade zero
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
let's go #isles
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
there's a point between the edibles hitting and the edibles peaking where steal my sunshine sounds like the greatest song ever written
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
that's a sweet little guitar solo in sister christian
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
oh god he fell in love with a chat bot
hahahahahahahahahahaha
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i want to say it was around 2009 that i received this print from @monteiro.bsky.social. i liked it enough that i wrote a short story about it. then some time in 2018 we flew to california in separate rows and then the story was about me. i still have it. i'm going to hang it up
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
why are you doing his damage control
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.

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November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
you avoid "last christmas" in a misguided attempt to win some silly game; i have already played it ten times and it is november 10th. we are built different
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i think one thing i'd like to cover in therapy is trying to cut down how much i obsessively think about my ex, the end of our marriage, and all the what ifs. it's been almost five years
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i'm sitting here thinking about how my iphone pictures never come out looking the way i saw the scene, and then i remembered i have a very expensive digital camera just sitting here so tomorrow, real pictures
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
this is like using a garden hose to put out a house fire
Following this weekend’s indictments of Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz, MLB has announced that, in collaboration with major sports books, single pitch wagers are being capped at $200 and excluded from all parlays:
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"let down" is the anti "this must be the place"
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM