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RFK Jr once said the Tea Party was the resurgence of the Confederacy and they didn’t want a Black person to be president
May 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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REFUGEE: "We'd like asylum in the United States."

ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."

REFUGEE: "We're white."

ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"
May 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Helping the U.S. gets you banned, being white gets you a welcome mat. Got it.
May 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!
May 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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“Get in losers. We’re getting polio.”
November 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Hi Nini, have a great evening. 💙✌🎵🤗🦋
#BlueCrew #FBR #DonkParty #MEGABOOST
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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Billionaires can write off the entire cost of their private jets and yachts on their taxes, but teachers can only write off up to $300 of school supplies for their classrooms.

This is what an oligarchy looks like.
December 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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FAFO
Started. Going.
December 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
December 23, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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This week’s #FridayLimericks go to the attention whore who keeps pushing into my TwiXter feed. #LimerickRhyme
There’s a bludgeoning, X-owning boor
Who keeps preening and strutting the floor.
He’s a weenie at heart
Who is playing his part:
Shallow villain who’s clutching for more.
December 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Im sorry #Amazon but your "black Friday deals" of 10 bucks off ain't gonna cut it. Hard pass
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 PM