IgnoreKassandra
@ignorekassandra.bsky.social
Cursed to utter true prophecies, but to never be believed.
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
Hot take: Since Corvus Corax is the raven themed Primarch, all his legion's psykers should be called mindfreaks.
April 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hot take: Since Corvus Corax is the raven themed Primarch, all his legion's psykers should be called mindfreaks.
Honestly what the fuck are we paying a trillion dollars a year for if not the ability to set an aircraft carrier on the coast of El Salvador and unilaterally end all naval commerce when they do something we don't like? I thought we were making America great again?
Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
April 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Honestly what the fuck are we paying a trillion dollars a year for if not the ability to set an aircraft carrier on the coast of El Salvador and unilaterally end all naval commerce when they do something we don't like? I thought we were making America great again?
And with that, I have finished reading all 36 halo novels in under a year. Only 2.5 of them were good.
April 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And with that, I have finished reading all 36 halo novels in under a year. Only 2.5 of them were good.
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I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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He's wearing the Monster Hunter armor set you get from hunting Americans
March 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He's wearing the Monster Hunter armor set you get from hunting Americans
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“Focus is not on the politics of division” yeah we know man that’s why none of you should be handed awards, you’re not doing your jobs
March 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Focus is not on the politics of division” yeah we know man that’s why none of you should be handed awards, you’re not doing your jobs
The evil is finally defeated. Rest in piss, kissinger.
November 30, 2023 at 2:12 AM
The evil is finally defeated. Rest in piss, kissinger.
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
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do you seriously think I would explain my masterstroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I already femmed the twink. she is being railed in a sundress over a pile of plush sharks in the other room as we speak
October 14, 2023 at 10:29 PM
do you seriously think I would explain my masterstroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I already femmed the twink. she is being railed in a sundress over a pile of plush sharks in the other room as we speak
We need a total and complete shutdown of fanwikis until we can figure out what is going on
October 13, 2023 at 1:10 AM
We need a total and complete shutdown of fanwikis until we can figure out what is going on
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Elon facing backlash after banning journalist for uncovering evidence of his pedophilia, lending credibility to the allegations
October 6, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Elon facing backlash after banning journalist for uncovering evidence of his pedophilia, lending credibility to the allegations
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Hahahaha too perfect
September 24, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Hahahaha too perfect
Why just Canada
September 19, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Why just Canada
We should start a moral panic about the charleston again. I fear for its corrupting influence on the young people.
September 19, 2023 at 6:12 PM
We should start a moral panic about the charleston again. I fear for its corrupting influence on the young people.