Isaac
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Isaac
@ielawton.bsky.social
Official doctor.
As someone who has seen the new film Nuremberg, I can tell you this definitely wouldn't have been a great idea and that Donny would have come out of that movie talking about how Hermann Göring was a great, smart, funny guy and we can all learn a lot from Hermann.
This would have been a great idea, but the White House theater was located in the East Wing…and alas, it’s gone.
The White House needs to screen the new film Nuremberg for Donald.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Fun new game at Waterstones today: guess which of these books is an adventure story for children and which is hardcore omegaverse werewolf erotica for adults.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me, logging onto this app every day.
September 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Reposted by Isaac
June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Papal conclave should work like The Purge, where all sin is legal until a new pope gets elected.
April 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Sending my best wishes to all the libs of Bluesky on this, their most joyous day.
April 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Tbh I kind of like this as a weird glimpse into the medieval mindset where what we would consider the strongest swear words today were basically fine but if you said something like "Christ's wounds" the parish priest would make you flog yourself while running laps of the church yard as penance.
look, i am NOT saying that Quebecois French is the Black Speech but can someone PLEASE explain to me why the most obscene things you can say in that language are the names of holy artifacts
I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH
March 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"relaxed"
March 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
2000: Gladiator
2004: Troy

2024: Gladiator II
2026: The Odyssesy

2044: Gladiator III (Last film of 107 year-old Ridly Scott)
2047: Zack Snyder's Aeneid

2065: Gladiator IV (directed by RidleyGPT)
2067: Romy Coppola Presents the True History of the Kings of Britain.
February 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Reminds me of a survey about American teens' media preferences which reported that teens valued authenticity above everything and also that they thought Mr. Beast was the most authentic media figure, the only conclusion of which is that teens are dumb and shouldn't be listened to.
companies listening to what people say they want instead of making art and just giving them something has been ruinous for games, movies and more for the last 10-15 years
I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi.

Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes.

www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
February 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I think Francis should do an extra 90 canonisations while he's in hopsital, like an outgoing US President handing out pardons, so he can be the first Pope to crack the 1,000 saint barrier.
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Starting a petition for UK government to adopt official policy of reversing the American Revolution, re-integrating USA into United Kingdom as county of Americashire.
February 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Tried doing a "if you start watching [x] at [y]o'clock on New Year's Eve you'll ring in the new year with [your favourite characters]" and spent the whole time stressed about whether I'd got the timing right or not, don't recommend, never doing it again.
January 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You'd think Gregg Wallace would know how to stay calm and act rationally when under siege from all that time he spends playing Total War: Thrones of Britannia.
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Changing my name to Dan, breaking into the history-industrial complex
November 26, 2023 at 1:47 AM
If the Duolingo owl lived in 19th-century France I reckon he would have been leading a brutal campaign to suppress regional languages.
October 2, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Kind of shocked at how often I keep seeing this as a Blue Beetle promo image, even though it makes the movie look like a JRPG from about 2012. Was there really nothing better in the Warner Bros press pack?
August 19, 2023 at 7:48 PM
This is the energy which I am bringing to the last two weeks of my PhD:
August 17, 2023 at 3:25 PM