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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You ever read a book that makes you want to read more of the genre? That's what this did for me. Science Fiction here I come. #EmpireOfSilence #ChristopherRuocchio #TheSunEater #Series #ScienceFictionBooks #Sci-FiBooks
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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1. I have never, in my adult life, accidentally popped a sieg hiel
2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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Remember, it’s okay for
radio, cable, local news, newspapers, podcasts, youtube, facebook, and twitter to be right wing echo chambers.

But IT IS NOT OKAY for a new app that’s starting to gain traction to be a left wing echo chamber.

NO NO NO NOT FAIR!
😠 😭
November 23, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Controversial opinion, bring back the 3hr + movie with an intermission. This 2 parts a year apart situation. I can’t stand for it.
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM