iDirt
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Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty. 🌮☺️
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they’re on the hunt, they’re after you
January 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
they’re on the hunt, they’re after you
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Job interviewer: And do you have any questions about us?
Me: Yes, is there an unspoken rule where everyone is chill the week between Christmas and New Years and nobody actually does shit? Because if not, I’m probably not the right fit for this position.
Me: Yes, is there an unspoken rule where everyone is chill the week between Christmas and New Years and nobody actually does shit? Because if not, I’m probably not the right fit for this position.
December 26, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Job interviewer: And do you have any questions about us?
Me: Yes, is there an unspoken rule where everyone is chill the week between Christmas and New Years and nobody actually does shit? Because if not, I’m probably not the right fit for this position.
Me: Yes, is there an unspoken rule where everyone is chill the week between Christmas and New Years and nobody actually does shit? Because if not, I’m probably not the right fit for this position.
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Hedgehog trying to destroy everything, cuteness wins
December 27, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Hedgehog trying to destroy everything, cuteness wins
Twas a merry Christmas, indeed. 🎄
December 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Twas a merry Christmas, indeed. 🎄
Ho-ho-hoping I don’t find a bunch of tiny coal in my stocking tomorrow 🎄🐰🐰🐰🐾
December 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Ho-ho-hoping I don’t find a bunch of tiny coal in my stocking tomorrow 🎄🐰🐰🐰🐾
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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So many Santa’s today! 🎅 🎄
December 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
So many Santa’s today! 🎅 🎄
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The Clash release “London Calling”, their 3rd studio LP, today in 1979.
“Punk rock isn’t something you grow out of,” Joe Strummer said. “Punk rock is an attitude, and the essence of that attitude is, ‘Give us some truth.’”
“Train in Vain”
“Punk rock isn’t something you grow out of,” Joe Strummer said. “Punk rock is an attitude, and the essence of that attitude is, ‘Give us some truth.’”
“Train in Vain”
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
The Clash release “London Calling”, their 3rd studio LP, today in 1979.
“Punk rock isn’t something you grow out of,” Joe Strummer said. “Punk rock is an attitude, and the essence of that attitude is, ‘Give us some truth.’”
“Train in Vain”
“Punk rock isn’t something you grow out of,” Joe Strummer said. “Punk rock is an attitude, and the essence of that attitude is, ‘Give us some truth.’”
“Train in Vain”
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Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
😱🫠
December 12, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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Highly recommended playlist for Xmas shopping. 😃
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Highly recommended playlist for Xmas shopping. 😃
Little Miss Chloe’s feelin’ ho-ho-hoey 🤭🎄🐰 The smallest of our bunny trio, she packs the largest, bulliest personality of them all. She’s most demanding of my head scratches, first to throw a temper tantrum and usually the likeliest to maneuver an escape.
December 10, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Little Miss Chloe’s feelin’ ho-ho-hoey 🤭🎄🐰 The smallest of our bunny trio, she packs the largest, bulliest personality of them all. She’s most demanding of my head scratches, first to throw a temper tantrum and usually the likeliest to maneuver an escape.
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Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
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Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
December 7, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
Y’all know who you are 👀🫣🍹📦✅
December 4, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Y’all know who you are 👀🫣🍹📦✅
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You gotta Stick to the plan not your mood. Your mind has to be stronger than your feelings. It's okay to have odd days, but don't let those odd days become a routine. Winning your mind is the most important part of the process.💯
December 3, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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*hits blunt* So if this is Bluesky, and the feed is called a skyline…do we call the blocklist a No Fly list?
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
*hits blunt* So if this is Bluesky, and the feed is called a skyline…do we call the blocklist a No Fly list?
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
