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Ian Roddick
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ah cool, Reddit took away access to r/all through the app, completely ruining my use of the site. Seems extremely dumb!
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When will the first infant death be blamed on bad info from clankers? I've got my money on mid-2026.

"Bu... but ChatGPT said leaving my newborn in a hot car in direct sunlight would help it grow."
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Dressing up in my 8-piece suit to go work out at the airport, just like Mr. Duffy wants 🫡
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Looks like dogshit!
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
behold: THE FUTURE!
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
State rights*!!

*unless you're trying not to enrich the worst people in the world
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So cool that AI isn't only completely compromising our entire economy--it's also ruining the market for computer components! Hope you like renting computer time through the cloud instead of being able to build an affordable PC at home, because that's where this is headed.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead. It’s already getting hard to build an affordable PC, and the exit of the longstanding provider of consumer memory is going to make that even more challenging www.theverge.com/news/837594/...
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Lol remember when they were like "AHS will be fixed in 40 days" or whatever? Good stuff!
BREAKING: Alberta Health Services CEO who took over after a controversial firing in January is now himself out.
AHS confirms Andre Tremblay on leave. Minister Matt Jones has appointed a new CEO and chair.
Tremblay was named CEO after Athana Mentzelopoulos was fired earlier this year.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Imagine turning in the vanity "acting" performances Tarantino has delivered in his own movies and then deciding to insult someone with such obvious talent.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
More like Pete Hague-seth.
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wait... Hitler 2 doesn't like brown people?! What the heck??
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is this an actual problem? Are there people facing charges for protecting their loved ones in their homes?

A solution in search of a problem while a million other massive fires are currently burning and hurting Albertans.
In yet another consolidation of power...

Today Mickey Amery announced that using the fear of home invasions as cover, he was giving himself control over what criminal prosecutions go ahead.

The elected politician with no prosecution experience...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is the only good bumper sticker I’ve ever seen.
bumper sticker prime time
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Shout out all the homies opening hearth and home to The Green Knight
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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(crying) you know what. fuck you
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Rofl
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Goku lookin FIT this year 😳
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We need to ban certain outlets from using “BREAKING” in headlines. In no possible universe is this information worth an all-caps BREAKING.
BREAKING: marcello hernandez and skyler gisondo have joined the cast of shrek 5
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm sure they were deployed for a really good reason though, right? It's not like an extremely stupid idiot put them in harm's way for a political stunt aimed at suppressing dissent, RIGHT?
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Imagine having holes in your brain so big that you brag about making it through the "do you have holes in your brain?" test your aides force you to take every other week.
but with a PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST (“That was aced”) JUST RECENTLY TAKEN, it certainly is not now! GOD BLESS AMERICA & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
First he organizes a sick rave, now he's going after clankers. We stan Chicago Pope.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ok Catholicism is so back
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM