Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

Nico could do the funniest thing here… #nbadraft #mavs

Not Souter!

It’s a real unearned W for all Gen-Xers that the teens use both “boomer” and “millennial” as shorthand for old people but have completely forgotten about us, the worst generation of them all.

#unintentionalMadLibs

those penguins must be fucking pumped about tariffs being paused

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We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.

Seeing Le Pen and Bolasarno get punished for their illegal activities makes it even more depressing that Garland drug his feet for so long and now we are faced with the potential end of our republic. Powerful people must be held accountable!

Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

#buckeyes

Never change Microsoft.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone here in the good place!

If I buy that loop toy the ads go away right…right?!?

Elon Musk: The Comic Strip