I Am the Wumbologist (accept no substitutes)
@iamwumbologist.bsky.social
My stories: https://www.wattpad.com/user/iamthewumbologist
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
He/Him.
Married dad.
Hopeful author.
NY based.
Tech mgmt pro.
60+.
Well-padded.
Sexually fluid. Cis. LGBTQ+ ally.
Likes: Tolkien, astrophysics, fountain pens, food, coffee, physical affection
Watching the pendulum swing from “this framework is great, so we’re mandating that everyone migrate to this framework” to multiple teams now saying “wow there a lot of problems with this framework and we’re not seeing the promised benefits. Can we please not migrate?”
#SoftwareDevelopment
#SoftwareDevelopment
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Watching the pendulum swing from “this framework is great, so we’re mandating that everyone migrate to this framework” to multiple teams now saying “wow there a lot of problems with this framework and we’re not seeing the promised benefits. Can we please not migrate?”
#SoftwareDevelopment
#SoftwareDevelopment
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
I… haven’t posted at all today? Woof
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I… haven’t posted at all today? Woof
Oy
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oy
Did a chore, so I feel justified in going back to my book
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Did a chore, so I feel justified in going back to my book
French toast made from challah and topped with pure maple syrup is ideal as is and needs no further enhancements
That said, French toast stuffed with cream cheese and topped with nutella is pretty amazing
That said, French toast stuffed with cream cheese and topped with nutella is pretty amazing
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
French toast made from challah and topped with pure maple syrup is ideal as is and needs no further enhancements
That said, French toast stuffed with cream cheese and topped with nutella is pretty amazing
That said, French toast stuffed with cream cheese and topped with nutella is pretty amazing
This account is a safe space for those who enjoy stinky cheese 🧀
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This account is a safe space for those who enjoy stinky cheese 🧀
You just know that when a C-suite guy sends a company-wide email saying that some SVP reporting will be leaving the company effective today, some shit went down.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You just know that when a C-suite guy sends a company-wide email saying that some SVP reporting will be leaving the company effective today, some shit went down.
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People using AI to generate pictures of nature are destroying actual nature with the amount of energy it takes to create those photos.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
People using AI to generate pictures of nature are destroying actual nature with the amount of energy it takes to create those photos.
It's gonna be homemade mac and cheese for dinner tonight. And as far as I'm concerned, stovetop mac and cheese >>>> baked
Maybe I'll warm up a few frozen chicken meatballs too...
#FoodSky 🍜 🍽️
Maybe I'll warm up a few frozen chicken meatballs too...
#FoodSky 🍜 🍽️
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's gonna be homemade mac and cheese for dinner tonight. And as far as I'm concerned, stovetop mac and cheese >>>> baked
Maybe I'll warm up a few frozen chicken meatballs too...
#FoodSky 🍜 🍽️
Maybe I'll warm up a few frozen chicken meatballs too...
#FoodSky 🍜 🍽️
I never really had Joyce Carol Oates on my radar, but after reading her tweets about musk, I had to at least put her most-reviewed novel on my TBR. So now my public library's copy of "We Were the Mulvaneys" is sitting on my night table awaiting me
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/22def3...
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/22def3...
We Were the Mulvaneys by Joyce Carol Oates
The Mulvaneys are blessed by all that makes life sweet. But something happens on Valentine’s Day,...
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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I never really had Joyce Carol Oates on my radar, but after reading her tweets about musk, I had to at least put her most-reviewed novel on my TBR. So now my public library's copy of "We Were the Mulvaneys" is sitting on my night table awaiting me
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/22def3...
#BookSky 💙📚👀
app.thestorygraph.com/books/22def3...
I aspire to be a shitposter but all y’all shitposters post shit so much better and more frequently than I ever could
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I aspire to be a shitposter but all y’all shitposters post shit so much better and more frequently than I ever could
A prospective vendor sent me these gratis in return for answering a few industry questions. They’re all right — I would be disappointed if I paid what they cost online, but for a free pair of earbuds, they ain’t bad
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A prospective vendor sent me these gratis in return for answering a few industry questions. They’re all right — I would be disappointed if I paid what they cost online, but for a free pair of earbuds, they ain’t bad
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
I’ve just started “The Ministry of Time”, and it’s already delightful (which is a term I do not use lightly).
app.thestorygraph.com/books/d1ca63...
app.thestorygraph.com/books/d1ca63...
The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley
A BOY MEETS A GIRL.THE PAST MEETS THE FUTURE.A FINGER MEETS A TRIGGER.THE BEGINNING MEETS THE END...
app.thestorygraph.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’ve just started “The Ministry of Time”, and it’s already delightful (which is a term I do not use lightly).
app.thestorygraph.com/books/d1ca63...
app.thestorygraph.com/books/d1ca63...
The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley
A BOY MEETS A GIRL.THE PAST MEETS THE FUTURE.A FINGER MEETS A TRIGGER.THE BEGINNING MEETS THE END...
app.thestorygraph.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve just started “The Ministry of Time”, and it’s already delightful (which is a term I do not use lightly).
app.thestorygraph.com/books/d1ca63...
app.thestorygraph.com/books/d1ca63...
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Bio reads “Blue momma in a red state! No more Trump! We have to take action! Dems all the way! Blue wave 🌊🌊”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
Bio reads, “sex positive,”
Actions read “I will judge you as a vanilla prude if you aren’t into all the shit I am and I will say you are kink-shaming if you say you don’t wanna be choked while I piss in your mouth and call you a filthy whore.”
Phew, y’all, I’m on a rant today.
Actions read “I will judge you as a vanilla prude if you aren’t into all the shit I am and I will say you are kink-shaming if you say you don’t wanna be choked while I piss in your mouth and call you a filthy whore.”
Phew, y’all, I’m on a rant today.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bio reads “Blue momma in a red state! No more Trump! We have to take action! Dems all the way! Blue wave 🌊🌊”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
Messages specifically state “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHETHER YOU TRANS WEIRDOS LIVE OR DIE, I WILL SACRIFICE MY BODY ON THE ALTAR OF GAVIN NEWSOM AND FELLATE CHUCK SCHUMER TO GET DEM WINS”
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I did a presentation maybe 10 - 15 years ago where I compared something to a card catalog in a library, and someone came up to me afterwards to sheepishly ask what a card catalog was...
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I did a presentation maybe 10 - 15 years ago where I compared something to a card catalog in a library, and someone came up to me afterwards to sheepishly ask what a card catalog was...
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I made it LinkedIn official.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I made it LinkedIn official.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Is anyone hiring a senior technical recruiter? I love what I do and I have a human-centered approach that is essential for exemplary candidate experience.
Can I still performatively read if I don’t leave the house?
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My Gen Z coworker told me he had never heard this phrase which I uttered: "What's shakin'?"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My Gen Z coworker told me he had never heard this phrase which I uttered: "What's shakin'?"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"
Ever since then, I check myself before uttering any colloquialism in his presence. Today, it was "cool beans"