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@iamthetiffany.bsky.social
Former Supreme Leader of the Cat Lady Consortium.
Your favorite ✨rural✨ browning
Your favorite ✨rural✨ browning
Heartbreak is interesting. My best friend (of nine years) and I broke up a couple months ago and for some reason, I Drink Wine x Adele is on my TikTok FYP since last night and every time I hear it I tear up because it’s our song
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Heartbreak is interesting. My best friend (of nine years) and I broke up a couple months ago and for some reason, I Drink Wine x Adele is on my TikTok FYP since last night and every time I hear it I tear up because it’s our song
I’m watching Younger solely because it has Debi Mazar is in it and I am awfully in love with her 🧍🏻♀️
That woman is fiiiiinnnneeeee
That woman is fiiiiinnnneeeee
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m watching Younger solely because it has Debi Mazar is in it and I am awfully in love with her 🧍🏻♀️
That woman is fiiiiinnnneeeee
That woman is fiiiiinnnneeeee
I’ve been unintentionally haunting my favorite ex and tonight the man come out nice yf. Send help because he keeps looking at me
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve been unintentionally haunting my favorite ex and tonight the man come out nice yf. Send help because he keeps looking at me
See this is why I don’t like leave my house a day time why is there so much traffic?? Unnu nuh have work? 👁️👄👁️
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
See this is why I don’t like leave my house a day time why is there so much traffic?? Unnu nuh have work? 👁️👄👁️
Never in my life have I seen a Heineken this cold omg?
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Never in my life have I seen a Heineken this cold omg?
I have finally had the sense to communicate via announcements through Alexa 🧍🏻♀️
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have finally had the sense to communicate via announcements through Alexa 🧍🏻♀️
I can’t even describe how much I hate this IG update
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I can’t even describe how much I hate this IG update
You guys did nooot tell me there’d be so much sex in The Hunting Wives. Now, that aside. Now that I’ve gotten to the almost end.
Sophie has no backbone omg
Sophie has no backbone omg
December 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You guys did nooot tell me there’d be so much sex in The Hunting Wives. Now, that aside. Now that I’ve gotten to the almost end.
Sophie has no backbone omg
Sophie has no backbone omg
Dinner ft my overcooked rice and peas 👁️👄👁️
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dinner ft my overcooked rice and peas 👁️👄👁️
I also want this giant gummy bear 🧍🏻♀️
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I also want this giant gummy bear 🧍🏻♀️
Also. When you tek up football fan on your head you end in like this in PriceSmart
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Also. When you tek up football fan on your head you end in like this in PriceSmart
I’ve been wanting this fridge for like two years now. Do I have anywhere to put it? No. That will not stop me ☝🏼
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’ve been wanting this fridge for like two years now. Do I have anywhere to put it? No. That will not stop me ☝🏼
Recovered my old Apple account and found this video from 2016. Look at bby tiff 🥹
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Recovered my old Apple account and found this video from 2016. Look at bby tiff 🥹
I refilled three sanitizer bottles after four days of not having any and I am STOKED
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I refilled three sanitizer bottles after four days of not having any and I am STOKED
I wish I had some white wine but we move
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I wish I had some white wine but we move
Until this foot thing I genuinely didn’t realize how much… actually, that I solely pivot with my left foot
a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak .
ALT: a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak .
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December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Until this foot thing I genuinely didn’t realize how much… actually, that I solely pivot with my left foot
Every time I see a spider I always sing the “I saw a spider and I didn’t scream” from One Of The Boys x Katy Perry and really it’s just to self soothe after I backed away and created a room sized distance (and to alert someone else to go kill it before I scream)
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every time I see a spider I always sing the “I saw a spider and I didn’t scream” from One Of The Boys x Katy Perry and really it’s just to self soothe after I backed away and created a room sized distance (and to alert someone else to go kill it before I scream)
Chicken adobo and Mr Mercedes
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Chicken adobo and Mr Mercedes
Here’s to last weekend
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Here’s to last weekend