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iamthetiffany.bsky.social
theo
@iamthetiffany.bsky.social
Former Supreme Leader of the Cat Lady Consortium.

Your favorite ✨rural✨ browning
Two years ago today at Ribbiz on a night out alone a cue bruck and cut my foot and honestly? I thought it was last year, how clear the memory is
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I… I need more peanut butter
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I zoned out doing spinners
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I realize when I’m out and wildly uncomfortable I just video call my little brother. Bless him for entertaining the concept
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ayo me happy yf my hair can do a ponytail now because it was down earlier and it was HOT under there
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It’s been requested again since the last batch finished faster than usual (don’t mind the floating dust it’s just pimento seed bottle dregs)
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sunday dinner
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It was either this or a bucket of chicken
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Being out stops nothing
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
First batch in the new place :)
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Stress out already but let’s goooo
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My friend was showing me how he has my name saved in his phone but that’s not important. What is important is that I sort of forgot I have these tags up and they are incredibly sentimental and dear to my heart
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On the road for a birthday but that stops nothing
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s race weeeeekend

Time to let twenty men driving in circles ruin my weekend
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So I really can just do wedges whenever I want? I love free will
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
To show you seh it’s not in my head. Look at this. Why. Why even. WHY what have shawarmas ever done to you for you to treat them like this. And, to top it off, they seem like Am*ric*ns
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I haven’t had sausage and beans in about… almost ten years
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
:)
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bless my MIL for sending over some fish so I could curry it 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Belated birthday pic with the birthday boy (I look nice that’s why I’m posting this)
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
It’s the weeeeekend (this was last night)
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Heller my friends decided that I can’t stay home crying and napping
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This might be my 18th reason
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM