Two years ago today at Ribbiz on a night out alone a cue bruck and cut my foot and honestly? I thought it was last year, how clear the memory is

I zoned out doing spinners

To show you seh it’s not in my head. Look at this. Why. Why even. WHY what have shawarmas ever done to you for you to treat them like this. And, to top it off, they seem like Am*ric*ns