theo
@iamthetiffany.bsky.social
Former Supreme Leader of the Cat Lady Consortium.
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Two years ago today at Ribbiz on a night out alone a cue bruck and cut my foot and honestly? I thought it was last year, how clear the memory is
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Two years ago today at Ribbiz on a night out alone a cue bruck and cut my foot and honestly? I thought it was last year, how clear the memory is
I… I need more peanut butter
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I… I need more peanut butter
So I slipped down some stairs on Saturday and my foot’s been fucked since (really it’s just a sprain but it’s inconvenient) so how I just hobble about and reminisce when I had a good foot 👁️👄👁️
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So I slipped down some stairs on Saturday and my foot’s been fucked since (really it’s just a sprain but it’s inconvenient) so how I just hobble about and reminisce when I had a good foot 👁️👄👁️
A girlfriend needed a safety pin from me one time a year ago and since then I make sure I have some on me
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A girlfriend needed a safety pin from me one time a year ago and since then I make sure I have some on me
I realize when I’m out and wildly uncomfortable I just video call my little brother. Bless him for entertaining the concept
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I realize when I’m out and wildly uncomfortable I just video call my little brother. Bless him for entertaining the concept
Chrat please tell me why I just paid $2100 for six (6) tin sausage (contribution to a thing I’m going and the shop lock by the time I remember had to go the community bar)
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Chrat please tell me why I just paid $2100 for six (6) tin sausage (contribution to a thing I’m going and the shop lock by the time I remember had to go the community bar)
Shoutout to the people that say I look 25yo max. Appreciate unnu yf
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Shoutout to the people that say I look 25yo max. Appreciate unnu yf
Ayo me happy yf my hair can do a ponytail now because it was down earlier and it was HOT under there
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Ayo me happy yf my hair can do a ponytail now because it was down earlier and it was HOT under there
Disenchanted, is the word I’ve been looking for, to describe how o feel about life atm
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Disenchanted, is the word I’ve been looking for, to describe how o feel about life atm
It’s been requested again since the last batch finished faster than usual (don’t mind the floating dust it’s just pimento seed bottle dregs)
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s been requested again since the last batch finished faster than usual (don’t mind the floating dust it’s just pimento seed bottle dregs)
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Can’t believe I used to think it was a good thing / made me a good person
The saddest thing about people pleasing is how much you abandon yourself
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Can’t believe I used to think it was a good thing / made me a good person
One thing about me. If I’m overly sad, I’m taking a long nap
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One thing about me. If I’m overly sad, I’m taking a long nap
HELLO I put my old address in the Uber app to drop off AND DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL ALMOST THERE
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
HELLO I put my old address in the Uber app to drop off AND DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL ALMOST THERE
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Like you really have to continue feeding yourself 🙄🙄🙄🙄
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Like you really have to continue feeding yourself 🙄🙄🙄🙄
One of my favorite things when making stew peas is that right before I turn up the heat to reduce it, I serve some as soup
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One of my favorite things when making stew peas is that right before I turn up the heat to reduce it, I serve some as soup
Do you guys think people maybe actually yeet themselves during a post outing hangxiety? Because deeply understandable
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do you guys think people maybe actually yeet themselves during a post outing hangxiety? Because deeply understandable
First batch in the new place :)
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
First batch in the new place :)
Why when man see a girl whining by herself they see this as the perfect time to nuff up dem damn self
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Why when man see a girl whining by herself they see this as the perfect time to nuff up dem damn self
I don’t even care what this movie is about. It has Helen Mirren and SIR Ian McKellen as the stars. I’m in
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don’t even care what this movie is about. It has Helen Mirren and SIR Ian McKellen as the stars. I’m in
Sometimes I feel like I don’t really matter to anyone then a friend will swoop in unexpectedly and remind me that I mean the absolute world to them, unprompted.
I hope I remember that when the days are dark
I hope I remember that when the days are dark
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sometimes I feel like I don’t really matter to anyone then a friend will swoop in unexpectedly and remind me that I mean the absolute world to them, unprompted.
I hope I remember that when the days are dark
I hope I remember that when the days are dark
My girlfriend messaged me “hi my sweet girlll” and now there are tears in my eyes??
a white cat is crying and saying `` trying my best '' with its eyes closed .
ALT: a white cat is crying and saying `` trying my best '' with its eyes closed .
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November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My girlfriend messaged me “hi my sweet girlll” and now there are tears in my eyes??
The fucking ICE CREAM TRUCK
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The fucking ICE CREAM TRUCK
One thing bout man. Them agguh man.
a woman with long dark hair is standing on a street at night .
ALT: a woman with long dark hair is standing on a street at night .
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November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One thing bout man. Them agguh man.
I’ve spelled the word “cloud” so often in the past few minutes that now even the spelling looks odd
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve spelled the word “cloud” so often in the past few minutes that now even the spelling looks odd