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Hey everyone, why is like a decade-worth of rightward political shift happening this week? It's only Thursday! How about we all slow down a bit and read Das Kapital or something?
January 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
iamstach.bsky.social
Just finished reading Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson and here is my out of context emoji-summary:

🐎🪽

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🌬️➕🧠👨‍⚕️➕🐑👨‍🌾◻️ 🆚 🧟‍♂️🥷🏾

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🧓🏾📘➕🫚👩‍🎨 ➡️ 👻🌐

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#windandtruth #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive
January 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
iamstach.bsky.social
I'm an optimist, I believe that after like two or three Water Wars we, as a civilization, will go back to using trains more instead of just expecting every person on the planet to drive their own 2-ton SUV.
January 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
iamstach.bsky.social
If I were the president I'd recreate Japanese-style ban on on-street parking and requirement for owning a parking space as a car registration requirement. #fuckcars
January 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
iamstach.bsky.social
Stolen from Reddit
January 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
iamstach.bsky.social
Got my braces removed today- looking for cool ideas on what to do with this bad boy now.
Transparent bag with orthodontic braces inside
January 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
iamstach.bsky.social
Funniest thing I've seen today
December 30, 2024 at 1:39 PM
iamstach.bsky.social
Yay! 100 followers! Never really had a twitter account but am starting to see how it could become addictive 😋
December 23, 2024 at 4:05 PM
iamstach.bsky.social
I've got this one joke/annoying gimmick that I always love making and all of my family hates where when we're on a trip to a different town (A) I say things suggesting that I think I'm in another town (B) so that passerby's and shop clerks and all can hear me and do that face:
December 9, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
'tis fierce windy
4 panel comic P1: the clouds boil, as a severe wind whips through them and the field of grass below. A lone silhouetted figure struggles thought the grass against the torrent. P2: We go to a close up of the character, clad in a thick navy-green coat, as the wind careens past him. He holds his left arm up in front of his squinting face. The wind audibly "FWOOOOs" past him. P3: Cut back to the POV in P1. Our character has barely made it a few paces. They have turned to look at another similarly silhouetted figure, who is non-chalantly flying through the sky, in an upright position. The latter says "Ah, how're yeah, Michael? Jaysus, but isn't it fierce windy?" The character on the ground replies with an equally casual "Ah, sure, bloody typical, you know herself." P4: Same POV, as both characters go on their respective ways. The skybound fella says "aye, it is, all the same. Say hello to the wife for me." Michael continues on his way, struggling against the wind, seeing us out with "will do. See yeah, Brian."
December 7, 2024 at 11:52 AM
iamstach.bsky.social
It came in today! Very happy 😁
Any Brandon Sanderson fans here?
#windandtruth
#brandonsanderson
#stormlightarchive
December 6, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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dillo.media
finally a hobby horse for da fre*kin BOYS
December 5, 2024 at 7:20 AM
iamstach.bsky.social
Elf on a shelf: day 2
December 2, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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partyinthefront.bsky.social

Folks, they are calling it the cyber monday, and the prints are 35% off, quite frankly the best deal we ever had!
www.inprnt.com/gallery/luis...
Illustration depicting Harry, the protagonist of the game Disco Elysium, falling. A crane is in the background. The image is inverted and Harry's pose is gracious, making him appear as if he's dancing. Illustration depicting an investigation scene in the game Disco Elysium. Protagonists are seen from the perspective of the dead man they are inspecting, while getting insulted by the rascal Cuno. Illustration depicting a scene late in the game Disco Elysium, where the protagonists are off on a boat to explore an islet. Camouflaged within the reeds near the viewer, the Insulidian Phasmid, a local cryptid, can be seen. Illustration depicting a scene in Disco Elysium where the protagonists are dancing in a church. Raver Pete Andre can be seen dancing along them.
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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cassiecrisis.bsky.social
If anyone would like to block all of her followers as well, I have a Mod List:
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Listen up Chinese government if you want to warp our brains you’re going to have to come in here and post Simpsons screengrabs like the rest of us
maxkennerly.bsky.social Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · Nov 26
lol China's state media is sad about Bluesky because it's not an easy propaganda distribution channel like X (and Facebook)

www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Chinese state media is reportedly troubled by the latest exodus of X users flocking to Bluesky. State outlets, which put considerable resources into amassing millions of followers on Elon Musk’s social media platform — including by buying ads, deploying bots, and hiring influencers — have recently seen their growth plateau. The growing popularity of Bluesky, which has a largely liberal base and harder-to-manipulate algorithm, has sparked “worried chatter within Chinese state media circles,” a former Xinhua and China Daily employee wrote in his newsletter. He predicted the accounts will migrate to Bluesky, though it may take time. For now, the sector’s focus has shifted back to domestic, Mandarin-language channels and platforms like Bilibili, WeChat, and Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok.
November 26, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
iamstach.bsky.social
Speed running being unfunny
November 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
iamstach.bsky.social
Talk to your extended family, give them a chance, they're not that bad..
The extended family:
November 17, 2024 at 11:13 AM