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The Wizard and I
December 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
The Wizard and I
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While we're on the subject: Cheryl Miller was the first jersey USC retired -- male or female -- and they did it WHILE SHE WAS STILL PLAYING in 1986. Do you know how legendary that is? Like, we're not even going to wait, we already know you're the GOAT.
December 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
While we're on the subject: Cheryl Miller was the first jersey USC retired -- male or female -- and they did it WHILE SHE WAS STILL PLAYING in 1986. Do you know how legendary that is? Like, we're not even going to wait, we already know you're the GOAT.
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Bowel movement gone be harder than a lonely Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Bowel movement gone be harder than a lonely Christmas
If the whale were female I’d say she did it to be with her long distance girlfriend
A male humpback whale has made an extraordinary journey from South America to Africa — traveling more than 13,046 kilometers (8,106 miles) — the longest migration recorded for a single whale, a new study found.
Read more: cnn.it/4ffCsRr
Read more: cnn.it/4ffCsRr
December 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
If the whale were female I’d say she did it to be with her long distance girlfriend
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
- Isaac Asimov
- Isaac Asimov
December 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
- Isaac Asimov
- Isaac Asimov
Chicken Wing
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Chicken Wing
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
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Billboard has named Beyoncé the #1 Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century.
December 3, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Billboard has named Beyoncé the #1 Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century.
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I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack. I’m in too deep. 😂😂😂
December 2, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack. I’m in too deep. 😂😂😂
Me after a full birthday weekend
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me after a full birthday weekend
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Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
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Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
November 29, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
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ChatGPT was launched 2 years ago today.
November 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
ChatGPT was launched 2 years ago today.
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[Watching Casino Royale with my new girlfriend] *leans in* In America this movie is called Casino Quarter Pounder.
November 30, 2024 at 4:02 PM
[Watching Casino Royale with my new girlfriend] *leans in* In America this movie is called Casino Quarter Pounder.
Cinema is back baby!
Was at the movies last night and I can’t remember the last time i saw crowds like this. We saw Gladiator II in IMAX (7/10) in a packed house. Moana 2 is expected to break a Thanksgiving weekend record, on pace for $300 mil worldwide. Wicked probably pulled in another $100 million this weekend too 🍿
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Cinema is back baby!
Just finished The Diplomat and Cross. Thinking of starting Lioness. Any other recs?
November 30, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Just finished The Diplomat and Cross. Thinking of starting Lioness. Any other recs?
Tomorrow is my birthday 🎉
November 30, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Tomorrow is my birthday 🎉
Having a Glicked birthday weekend. Tonight we’re seeing Gladiator and Sunday (my actual birthday) we’re seeing Wicked
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Having a Glicked birthday weekend. Tonight we’re seeing Gladiator and Sunday (my actual birthday) we’re seeing Wicked
Ny cousin at dinner just now: Who here voted for Trump?? Raise ya hand!
One cousin notably remained silent 🤫 which told us all we needed to know
One cousin notably remained silent 🤫 which told us all we needed to know
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Ny cousin at dinner just now: Who here voted for Trump?? Raise ya hand!
One cousin notably remained silent 🤫 which told us all we needed to know
One cousin notably remained silent 🤫 which told us all we needed to know
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Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting
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I liked Nicki's monster verse. And that was the end.
November 28, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I liked Nicki's monster verse. And that was the end.
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Dictionary.com crowns “demure” as the Word of the Year.
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Dictionary.com crowns “demure” as the Word of the Year.
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"Why the short women taking all the tall men?"
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
"Why the short women taking all the tall men?"