I am very happy for my wife that she is quite offline but I would be lying if I said I didn't have more than a twinge of jealousy

Is that jealousy of her obviously better life going to convince me to go offline, and stop wallowing around in... all of this? HAHAHA no

Terrifying stuff!

Your skepticism is not unwarranted

I'm torn because on the one hand, this is definitely going to break the spell on some true believers

On the other, there's a non-zero chance one of these incidents gets *actually* violent and that'll turn this into a whole other thing

Do they accept US currency or do I have to load up on Candy Crush gold bars first

Swartzwelder's schtick worked because he always acknowledged that HE was the crank

The South Park guys, for all their many, well-documented faults, always understood something that pretty much every conservative "humorist" never grasps: you can't really be all that funny when all you're ever doing is punching down.

(They engage in plenty of it! But it isn't their WHOLE deal)

Letting people skate is what got us into this mess!

I keep seeing her being referred to as this incredible writer and I have yet to see even the barest shred of evidence of it, even when the subject of her writing isn’t herself or her roadkill-chewing crush

When my kid does stuff like this I have to explain that I'm not even mad, I just want to understand the thought process

I... may have something for you? I'll send you a DM

I mean, you haven't destroyed one YET. Don't sell yourself short!

It's tough because this is completely on the wrong side of the risk/reward ratio. If things go as expected, some light ribbing is fine, but again, it's expected.

HOWEVER

If it's close, he's within rights to talk a lot of shit. If they win outright he can brag about it for life

Hell yeah. That's incredible and I'm super happy for you.

Potentially the most underrated action star of all time.

And furthermore, these dirt merchants have been flooding the zone with bullshit for decades. Even if this was a nothingburger - which it isn't - it'd be worth it just to fuck up their day and force them to play defense

Not every punch has to be a knockout blow, but you do have to keep punching!

I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.

But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?