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i.amnot.social
Andrew Nelson
@i.amnot.social
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I push bits around for money. Likes are free, so use them. Be kind. He/him.
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Joke’s on Hobie, Flynn here has already wrecked it
An orange and white cat glares directly at the camera. It is not clear what he is annoyed about.
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Here, have a cat, if that helps.
July 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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A comic with two panels. In the first, a skeptical looking goose asks, "Freedom in the economic realm?" and in the second, the goose is chasing someone, yelling, "Freedom to do what, motherfucker?"
February 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I don’t have the volume you do but I’m doing my part, damnit
A screenshot from the bluesky alt text rating tool, showing an account (mine) with 42 image posts, all of which contain alt-text. That bluesky setting keeping me honest is great!
February 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Same, AWS. Same.
A status field from an Amazon Web Services console that shows “Disassociating” in red text with a red X in a circle next to it, under a header labeled “State”.
January 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
Chief O’Brien from Deep Space Nine saying “Jaysus, there’s one for the philosophers” in response to an irishcentral.com headline that reads: “Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?”
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Here, have a cat.
A black and white cat with a black nose is sleeping peacefully.
January 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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That is this guy’s go-to move. I think he can do it on command
A black and white cat sprawled out sleeping on a grey leather recliner with a red blanket.
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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There’s a lot going on up here is what I’m trying to say
A garage door where the letters for MERRY CHRISTMAS have been rearranged to say MR CREAMY SHITS
December 26, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Another year, another Christmas at my in-laws marveling at the most out of pocket ornament I have ever seen
A Christmas tree with an ornament depicting Kirk and Spock standing with Captain Christopher Pike in “The Menagerie”, where he is in a futuristic wheelchair and can only communicate with beeps from the chair. What in the hell, man
December 26, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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Hell yeah, orange+black and white cat solidarity
An orange and white cat and a black and white cat are lying on a knit blanket, cuddled in opposite directions, with their heads at each other’s butt.
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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On the other side of the spectrum is this weirdo, who is super fluffy and doesn’t mind if you knead him like a stress ball
An orange and white cat, one eye barely open, is draped across a knit blanket.
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Flynn is not interested in Daylight Savings Time, or the concept of time in general, if he’s being honest about it
An orange and white cat is draped on a knit blanket, with one eye completely shut and the other open the tiniest possible amount, so he can see what ruckus the humans are making
November 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Well, that part's done:
A line in a table that reads "Current Status: Ballot accepted for counting."
October 24, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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A political flier with the wrong name. At the top it reads, “Tim Landsman’s policies are dangerous.” A bit below that it reads, “Tim Landsman isn’t solving problems, he’s making them worse”
October 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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I got these two jackwagons a new scratching post so they’d stop mauling the couch, and all they want to do is take turns sleeping on it

Remind me again why we let these jerks live in the house with us?
A black and white cat sits on the carpeted section of a small vertical scratching post. A paper airplane is next to him. An orange and white cat is sleeping on the carpeted section of a small vertical scratching post.
October 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Like clockwork, the first remotely chilly morning and these two Not Friends find a way to look past their differences
A black and white cat is cuddled up next to an orange and white cat on a beige couch.
October 12, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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Yay, visible aurora borealis!
A large, visible, red aurora in the night sky. It is visible over a small lake and a tree line.
October 11, 2024 at 3:14 AM
i.amnot.social
Here, have a cat.
A black and white cat sleeping on a book, with his tongue out.
September 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Now we have empirical evidence of when exactly everything went to hell
A Bluesky-themed certificate-style card celebrating ten million users, declaring me to be user number 201,931.
September 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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My legs are in the incorrect configuration for Flynn’s comfort and he is expressing his disapproval at my poor choices.
An orange and white cat glares directly at the camera. He looks annoyed and disappointed, but more of the former than the latter.
September 13, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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Here, have a sleeping Flynn. I promise he’s not dead, but I would understand if you don’t believe me.
September 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Have some Flynn. He could - and would - sleep through the apocalypse. Terrible cat, and just the best.
An orange and white cat is sleeping on a knit blanket. His sleeping expression implies he is in a VERY deep sleep.
September 11, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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These two are shockingly chill about food; they can even free-feed without concern. Any sort of junk food turns them into their full predator selves though (especially potato chips, but the orange one makes a beeline for French onion dip too, which he obv can’t have)
An orange and white cat, and a black and white cat, sitting on a knit blanket. They are sort of cuddling, but clearly are not friends.
August 13, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Perhaps a snack would help
A picture of seven corn dogs with the text “Off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try SEVEN CORNDOGS. Seven corndogs back to back, no mustard, no ketchup, just dog. Eat the stick too. You will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs”
June 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM