I-Caramba
@i-caramba.bsky.social
Philosopher, artist, licensed metaphysician. I literally cannot remember half the things I have forgotten.
I, Caramba, wish to congratulate President-for-Life Trump on his successful trip to Alaska. It is not easy for the elderly to take long journeys. And yet he went all the way to Anchorage, met his friend, and returned in fine fettle.
August 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I, Caramba, wish to congratulate President-for-Life Trump on his successful trip to Alaska. It is not easy for the elderly to take long journeys. And yet he went all the way to Anchorage, met his friend, and returned in fine fettle.
I, Caramba, recall how President-for-Life Trump once said, "I love the poorly-educated." And indeed, lately he has been speaking and writing in just such a debased, crude, simpleminded manner as to be understandable by the poorly-educated. He is truly a man of the--or, rather, those--people.
August 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I, Caramba, recall how President-for-Life Trump once said, "I love the poorly-educated." And indeed, lately he has been speaking and writing in just such a debased, crude, simpleminded manner as to be understandable by the poorly-educated. He is truly a man of the--or, rather, those--people.
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I, Caramba, note that President-for-Life Trump has called upon the nation's youth to be able to do 40 push-ups. This is most impressive. It had never occurred to me that Trump even knew the word "push-up" in any context other than that of a woman's brassiere.
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I, Caramba, note that President-for-Life Trump has called upon the nation's youth to be able to do 40 push-ups. This is most impressive. It had never occurred to me that Trump even knew the word "push-up" in any context other than that of a woman's brassiere.
I, Caramba, admire President-for-Life Trump's courage as regards the Epstein files. It takes true bravery to issue a chain of explanations, none of which are persuasive and each of which contradicts the one previous. Not many men would have the ability to do so in public.
July 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I, Caramba, admire President-for-Life Trump's courage as regards the Epstein files. It takes true bravery to issue a chain of explanations, none of which are persuasive and each of which contradicts the one previous. Not many men would have the ability to do so in public.
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I, Caramba, find this most persuasive.
"I’m sorry if I’m not adequately sympathetic to Lisa Murkowski’s plight, but she understands the consequences of her actions. She says the vote was difficult– she voted for it! That’s not difficult. You don’t get credit for doing the hard thing when you don’t actually DO the hard thing."
July 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I, Caramba, find this most persuasive.
I, Caramba, view with approval the nomination of Emil Bove to be whatever he is nominated to be. We are too used Trump officials acting like comic book villains but looking like normal citizens. Bove has the distinction of not only looking like a Batman villain, but possessing the name of one, too.
June 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I, Caramba, view with approval the nomination of Emil Bove to be whatever he is nominated to be. We are too used Trump officials acting like comic book villains but looking like normal citizens. Bove has the distinction of not only looking like a Batman villain, but possessing the name of one, too.
I, Caramba, express the hope that when Palantir compiles its master database on all Americans, I am among them. It will be an honor to be one of so distinguished a group of people targeted by so evil and nefarious an enterprise.
June 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I, Caramba, express the hope that when Palantir compiles its master database on all Americans, I am among them. It will be an honor to be one of so distinguished a group of people targeted by so evil and nefarious an enterprise.
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I, Caramba, await with excitement the reunion of President for Life Trump and Elon Musk, and for their subsequent falling out. Like magnetic fields repel, and these two individuals, so similar in morality and character, cannot help but reject each other in a continual cycle of opportunism and hate.
June 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I, Caramba, await with excitement the reunion of President for Life Trump and Elon Musk, and for their subsequent falling out. Like magnetic fields repel, and these two individuals, so similar in morality and character, cannot help but reject each other in a continual cycle of opportunism and hate.
I, Caramba, regard with awe the behavior of Elon Musk. To possess so vast a wealth in stocks, and labor so assiduously to reduce its value, while striving to destroy the very government that accounts for others of his riches--this, truly, is a man with a highly refined sense of morality and shame.
June 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I, Caramba, regard with awe the behavior of Elon Musk. To possess so vast a wealth in stocks, and labor so assiduously to reduce its value, while striving to destroy the very government that accounts for others of his riches--this, truly, is a man with a highly refined sense of morality and shame.
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This Douthat "how do we get people to have babies" thing is like an unsuccessful Nichols and May improv
May 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This Douthat "how do we get people to have babies" thing is like an unsuccessful Nichols and May improv
I, Caramba, observe with pleasure how President-for-Life Trump proudly holds up the Executive Orders he signs. They are not laws, and only apply to the Executive Branch, but his pride in them is that of a kindergarten student displaying a finger painting. This childlike joy is what keeps him young.
May 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I, Caramba, observe with pleasure how President-for-Life Trump proudly holds up the Executive Orders he signs. They are not laws, and only apply to the Executive Branch, but his pride in them is that of a kindergarten student displaying a finger painting. This childlike joy is what keeps him young.
I, Caramba, have decided that President-for-Life Trump's manifest stupidity is not to be deplored. It is to be applauded and encouraged. One can only shudder at the thought of what he might do, had he a decent intelligence.
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I, Caramba, have decided that President-for-Life Trump's manifest stupidity is not to be deplored. It is to be applauded and encouraged. One can only shudder at the thought of what he might do, had he a decent intelligence.
I, Caramba, am pleased that President-for-Life Trump says he intends to have a presidential library. It will be the only library on Earth consisting of picture books, Hitler speeches, and remainder copies of The Art of the Deal. Unique indeed!
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I, Caramba, am pleased that President-for-Life Trump says he intends to have a presidential library. It will be the only library on Earth consisting of picture books, Hitler speeches, and remainder copies of The Art of the Deal. Unique indeed!
I, Caramba, cheer the audacity with which Lindsey Graham promotes the idea of Trump as Pope. Trump is not a cardinal, or a bishop, or a priest, or a Catholic. But he has been convicted of sexual assault, and so has much in common with many high-ranking clergy. Graham is a lapdog, but a smart one.
Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I, Caramba, cheer the audacity with which Lindsey Graham promotes the idea of Trump as Pope. Trump is not a cardinal, or a bishop, or a priest, or a Catholic. But he has been convicted of sexual assault, and so has much in common with many high-ranking clergy. Graham is a lapdog, but a smart one.
I, Caramba, note that this monologue is so familiar, so unquestionably wise and true, that its legacy is Shakespearean.
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I, Caramba, note that this monologue is so familiar, so unquestionably wise and true, that its legacy is Shakespearean.
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💚 Eno.
Brian Eno perfectly explains selfishness of the super rich
YouTube video by Peeps
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April 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
💚 Eno.
I, Caramba, confess to have been shocked by President-for-Life Trump's rather caustic Easter greeting. I can only assume that his deeply religious, devout nature was so unsettled by the idea of the Crucifixion that he lost his normal composure and descended into a temporary state of madness.
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I, Caramba, confess to have been shocked by President-for-Life Trump's rather caustic Easter greeting. I can only assume that his deeply religious, devout nature was so unsettled by the idea of the Crucifixion that he lost his normal composure and descended into a temporary state of madness.
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l, Caramba, concede that President-for-Life Trump is literally insane. But, as is often said, "this is a crazy world." Perhaps it takes an actual lunatic to lead us. Then again, that is like saying it takes a sick doctor to cure us--a patent falsehood--so this becomes rather vexatious.
April 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
l, Caramba, concede that President-for-Life Trump is literally insane. But, as is often said, "this is a crazy world." Perhaps it takes an actual lunatic to lead us. Then again, that is like saying it takes a sick doctor to cure us--a patent falsehood--so this becomes rather vexatious.
I, Caramba, note: For years, men have talked about the commercialization of Christmas. It is high time that other sacred Christian holiday, Easter, receive a similar treatment. The 2 great mysteries of Easter--the Resurrection, and what eggs have to do with rabbits--offer ample opportunity.
Corporate sponsors for the usually apolitical event held on the White House South Lawn include tech giants Meta, YouTube and Amazon.
White House solicits corporate sponsors for its Easter Egg Roll event
Corporate sponsors for the usually apolitical event held on the White House South Lawn include tech giants Meta, YouTube and Amazon.
www.npr.org
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I, Caramba, note: For years, men have talked about the commercialization of Christmas. It is high time that other sacred Christian holiday, Easter, receive a similar treatment. The 2 great mysteries of Easter--the Resurrection, and what eggs have to do with rabbits--offer ample opportunity.
I, Caramba, note that the President's physician detected "scaring" on the President's right ear. This is to be expected. A fragment of something hit his right ear when he was shot at--something that would scare anyone's ear.
If you wanted a visual frame of reference, I am 6’4” and 216 lbs
(and currently what I would consider “out of shape” due to not being able to play soccer for the last three months)
(and currently what I would consider “out of shape” due to not being able to play soccer for the last three months)
April 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I, Caramba, note that the President's physician detected "scaring" on the President's right ear. This is to be expected. A fragment of something hit his right ear when he was shot at--something that would scare anyone's ear.
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