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bert. i do bert things for the most part
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
a damn good day
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@maro254.bsky.social whoever’s idea it was to make tarantusk look like that, my regards to their brilliance. I’ll be seeing it in my nightmares for a while
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Had a star wars themed event today and dressed like yoda on a rough day. Even rougher is that the facepaint isnt coming off my now green beard and eyebrows lol
August 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hoo boy, Weapons is not at all the movie you think it’s gonna be. It’s 3 movies in a trenchcoat and it’s a wild-ass ride
August 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hit a rough patch this month. Hospital visit for herniated disc in back, car died, storm door got shattered by a rock from a lawnmower, and now big ole dental surgery required in a few weeks. Would love a solid week of nothing going wrong
August 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Two herniated discs in my back last week, car broke down in 100 degree weather today and i was left on the side of the road with no ac while waiting for a tow truck. Would love a break this week
July 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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We cannot cede religion to the right completely. They have taken it almost entirely, but the religious left still exists, and punishing folks for it helps no one
July 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hurt my back the worst i’ve ever hurt it today standing up. Gonna head in to doctor’s tomorrow to see if i slipped a disc :(
July 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the ragequit images i get during zangief's level 3 will always fill me with joy. far sweeter than the precious LP i would gain if they would just wait it out another 4 seconds
June 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
That 80s troubadour has been after me for years. Every time i let my guard down and start talking to a woman…
June 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Youtuber doing a competition to write/record vocals for a song with him and Howard Jones from Killswitch Engage. I made it a worship song as a joke and it ended up in his video at 6:30 lol youtu.be/epH3OxApa5w?...
What the **** did this singer just do?!
YouTube video by Jared Dines
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I like painting muscles
June 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Leesburg, Va
June 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If at a protest tomorrow, stay safe and keep your wits about you. It’s definitely going to get ugly in some places
June 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have a joke about Echo

I have a joke about Echo

I have a joke about Echo

I have a joke about Echo
I have a joke about- hang on, let me start over

I have a joke- sorry, sorry

I have a joke about Sisyphus but- oh god, give me a minute here
I used to have a joke about Ariadne but I lost the thread.

I have a joke about the Minotaur that’s aMAZing.
June 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just saw the new Wes Anderson movie the Phoenician Scheme. If you like his style, you’ll like it. It’s interesting that he has distilled more and more of his shtick into his movies over time. We are fast approaching a Wes Anderson singularity of what his shtick really is
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Abolish ICE.

Protect immigrants.

Stand up for trans people.

"whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me."

Matthew 25:40
June 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Got to play at an open mic tonight for the first time in years. Felt nice!

youtube.com/shorts/qf_LB...
Cover of Drive by Incubus at open mic night (june 6, 2025
YouTube video by I am Bert
youtube.com
June 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My #mcpfriday post this week is this chunky fella
June 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My annual tradition of getting waterballooned by committee at the end of the year
June 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@kimhu.bsky.social i played a game of marvel crisis protocol recently (skirmish minis game) and won because taskmaster refused to die. Modok can ‘volunteer’ his employees to tank attacks meant for him and tony’s dice kept him alive while juggernaut and magneto simply could not kill him. Cool dude
May 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Made Bob out of the Gladiator mini and messed around with some Musou Black on a 3rd party mini to make the Void. #mcpFriday
May 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social you mentioned you don’t draw much, has there ever been a jokey april fools day-esque comic where the writers/artists/editors swapped places for an issue or section? Theres a joke MtG card where the lead designer did the art and it always cracks me up
May 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM