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baseball et al.
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Sorry. The old Trevor can't come to the phone right now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
sixers stealing the bit
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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guess what folks, it's
a cartoon of spongebob with a big mouth and the words overtime below him
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with a big mouth and the words overtime below him
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Players to reach base safely 9 times in a game, reg or post, at least last 125 seasons:

2025 WS G3 Shohei Ohtani (postseason record)
8/9/42 Stan Hack
7/10/32 Johnny Burnett
7/7/1922 Max Carey
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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i loved the 2025 philadelphia phillies. no playoffs can make me hate them. defector.com/what-ill-rem...
What I'll Remember About The Phillies | Defector
At the Phillies’ 2025 home opener, we decided that it was our year. As my friend Dana and I stood next to the giant balloon arch and let someone take our photo, people around us were feeling optimisti...
defector.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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here's what the standings would look like if records were determined by series wins/losses/splits

(Tokyo Series + the 2 LAD/CHC games at Wrigley in April are counted as one series so that every team has played the same number of series)

what stands out?
September 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
it's so easy to forget just how many clutch game-winning/game-sealing drives jalen hurts has led in the last five years

he just wins.
7. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL GO-AHEAD DRIVE BY YOUR QB1 JALEN HURTS FEATURING AJ BROWN, DEVONTA SMITH, AND SAQUON BARKLEY!
September 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME

JORDAN DAVIS!

MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!

#FlyEaglesFly
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Walker-Walker
It’ll be a Taijuan Walker-Walker Buehler piggyback on Friday in AZ.

Yes, a Walker Buehler piggyback.

Aaron Nola will start Sat. Ranger Suarez will start on Sunday. It moves Cristopher Sanchez to Tuesday, putting him in line to start regular-season finale, then Game 1 of NLDS.
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I enjoy the occasional French video, but YouTube auto-dubs them into English, which I don't want. If I switch my settings to "French", it auto-dubs all the English videos into French too. Where's the setting for "show all videos in their original language"? I can't be the only person who wants that.
September 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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The Phillies went 8-for-17 against Justin Hagenman tonight, which is comparable to what Ben from Love Is Blind (2-for-4, ROE) did against Hagenman in college.
September 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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DURÁN STRIKES OUT MCNEIL
DURÁN STRIKES OUT ALVAREZ
FRANZKE

#RingTheBell
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Walker Buehler for the "Cornholers" yesterday:

3ip 5h (1hr) 2r (1er) 3bb 5k (78 pitches, 47 strikes)

fastball was all over the place, and he didn't get much help from his defense, but some well-placed breaking balls kept the final line barely respectable.
September 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
samuel basallo my goodness
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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SCHWARBOMB #4

"And everybody looking for history from Kyle Schwarber, the 1-2 on the way... SWUNG ON, HIT DEEP RIGHT FIELD! AND THERE'S HISTORY FOR SCHWARBER!"

#RingTheBell
August 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is an absolute gem of a story.
On 8/2, fans made a Declaration of Independence urging the Phillies to resign Kyle Schwarber.

It was signed by fans/CBP employees. They threw it in the dugout, hoping he’d see it.

17 days & 6 rainstorms later, we realized it was still there. It gave him goosebumps: www.inquirer.com/phillies/kyl...
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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8-15-2019- Bryce Harper with the bases loaded becomes Phillies cinema @2008philz.bsky.social #RingTheBell
August 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.
July 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
haha Kyle Schwarber
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the 2025 phillies offense will always be infuriating but if we hit homers the world is a better place
July 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Woke up thinking about Cris Sánchez’s changeup
July 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
kyle.
July 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM