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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time
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February 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie
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January 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Pete Buttigieg responds to Trump:
January 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship
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January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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War Crime! US President supporting ethnic cleansing to pave the way for Trump-Kushner real estate opportunities and oil and gas theft.
First they came for Palestine, but I said nothing because I was not Palestinian.
Then they came for Greenland, and I said nothing because I was not from Greenland.
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Trump’s Defense nominee Pete Hegseth accidentally flipped a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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We live in a post-shame world.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.’ — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.
January 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How and why is lobbying legal? $7.6 million is what Zuckerberg spent lobbying congress to ban TikTok. Just, ew
January 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.
January 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM