HydroxicAcid
@hydroxicacid.bsky.social
A coward judges all he sees by what he is.
Identified item 9.
Collector of strategic isotopes.
Dated the D.A.R.E. officers daughter.
Solved one of old man Amdhal's problems!
Fair to middling...
Identified item 9.
Collector of strategic isotopes.
Dated the D.A.R.E. officers daughter.
Solved one of old man Amdhal's problems!
Fair to middling...
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Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
August 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
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Next up, cooking bacon naked
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Next up, cooking bacon naked
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The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section and say, “This is the whey."
June 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section and say, “This is the whey."
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so they're mycoblogging
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danny trejo in movies he wasn’t in: thread
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
danny trejo in movies he wasn’t in: thread
Choose your fighter.
April 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Choose your fighter.
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She went back to investigate, only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.’
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.’
February 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
She went back to investigate, only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.’
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.’
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Nothing now. He illegally and without authorization took over. He was never vetted nor employed by the government. He is looking to see what his competitors are paid.
February 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Nothing now. He illegally and without authorization took over. He was never vetted nor employed by the government. He is looking to see what his competitors are paid.
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"You come at the King, you best not miss."
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"You come at the King, you best not miss."
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I’m now hiring for a hype man to take to the doctor with me.
January 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m now hiring for a hype man to take to the doctor with me.
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How come women always talk about how Pete Hegseth assaulted them, but never mention that the assault has been forgiven by his faith in Jesus Christ?
by Kayleigh McEnany
by Kayleigh McEnany
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How come women always talk about how Pete Hegseth assaulted them, but never mention that the assault has been forgiven by his faith in Jesus Christ?
by Kayleigh McEnany
by Kayleigh McEnany
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life’s schooled me
to expect the worst
and so far
i’ve rarely been disappointed
miracles are rare
and so is justice
but i keep breathing
and hoping for one
the other
or both all the same
because i never say never
~ RC deWinter
to expect the worst
and so far
i’ve rarely been disappointed
miracles are rare
and so is justice
but i keep breathing
and hoping for one
the other
or both all the same
because i never say never
~ RC deWinter
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
life’s schooled me
to expect the worst
and so far
i’ve rarely been disappointed
miracles are rare
and so is justice
but i keep breathing
and hoping for one
the other
or both all the same
because i never say never
~ RC deWinter
to expect the worst
and so far
i’ve rarely been disappointed
miracles are rare
and so is justice
but i keep breathing
and hoping for one
the other
or both all the same
because i never say never
~ RC deWinter
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how is abraham lincoln not everyone’s favorite president. he was like the 1800’s version of buffy the vampire slayer.
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
how is abraham lincoln not everyone’s favorite president. he was like the 1800’s version of buffy the vampire slayer.
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Kathy Hochul has announced that the Harvard Club on 44th St. will now serve as a shelter for battered CEOs.
December 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Kathy Hochul has announced that the Harvard Club on 44th St. will now serve as a shelter for battered CEOs.
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Here’s my sunset for you, guys. #ArtAdventCalendar
December 8, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Here’s my sunset for you, guys. #ArtAdventCalendar
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I just realized never is a contraction of 'not ever'.
And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.
And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.
December 6, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I just realized never is a contraction of 'not ever'.
And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.
And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.
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Between the earthquake/tsuanmi scare, the UnitedHealthcare shooting and the South Korea martial law stuff this week, it feels like Bluesky is getting more and more critical mass around breaking events that made Twitter so sticky and useful.
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Between the earthquake/tsuanmi scare, the UnitedHealthcare shooting and the South Korea martial law stuff this week, it feels like Bluesky is getting more and more critical mass around breaking events that made Twitter so sticky and useful.
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The sign read:
Go in Peace.
You Have Just Been Screwed by
the Sisters of Mercy
Go in Peace.
You Have Just Been Screwed by
the Sisters of Mercy
December 4, 2024 at 5:25 AM
The sign read:
Go in Peace.
You Have Just Been Screwed by
the Sisters of Mercy
Go in Peace.
You Have Just Been Screwed by
the Sisters of Mercy