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hwlngmad.bsky.social
@hwlngmad.bsky.social
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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
hwlngmad.bsky.social
Well, it would be a shot for sure 😉😎
play.date Playdate @play.date · 3d
trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea
a mockup of the playdate website with a new badge that says “yes!! 100% attack drone metal free!!”. this is reference to a.. you know what, it doesn’t really matter.
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities
https://theonion.com/report-finds-more-americans-using-gofundme-for-basic-necessities/
“It’s always a bad sign when people start helping their neighbors.” Jason Vaught, Cheese Strainer
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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i understand that these corporations are beloved by many, but as soon as you start defending their use of AI, even if it's "a little bit", i need you to understand that you are being used as a corporate tool to normalize AI. reject it with all your might. corporations arent your friend.
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
hwlngmad.bsky.social
As it should be as the great AI revolution is landing like a wet fart.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Study Finds Humans Made Fire 400,000 Years Ago
https://theonion.com/study-finds-humans-made-fire-400000-years-ago/
“The real achievement was when humanity made the George Foreman grill.” Ezra Cole, Signal Scrambler
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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platinumeggs.bsky.social
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
hwlngmad.bsky.social
Seems about right
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Man Rides Disneyland Attraction 15,000 Times https://theonion.com/man-rides-disneyland-attraction-15000-times/
“Is there no limit to what man can achieve?” Aiden Slattery, Ambiguity Clarifier
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
The Top 100 Most Influential People, Locked In Our Oubliette. Not So Influential Now, Are You?
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
https://theonion.com/faberge-egg-recovered-after-being-swallowed-by-thief/
“Shake him around and see what else falls out.” Alan Osorio, Tea Pourer
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability
Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability
President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs for many goods and services. The Onion assesses the veracit...
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December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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russelllatshaw.bsky.social
Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
Declan says the main selling point of DVDs is the cases While some people scroll endlessly through Netflix in search of their next watch, 17-year- old Declan prefers the more traditional approach of having a DVD in his hands. He grew up surrounded by his gran's collection and later bought his own after visiting a shop with a friend. "The main selling point for me is the cases," he says. "There's something about really clean cases that I love." Streaming services like Netflix and Disney+ dominate the market but Declan says he values ownership. "It's nice to have something you own instead of paying for subscriptions all the time," he sayS. "If I lost access to streaming tomorrow, I'd still have my favourite movies ready to watch."
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Hollywood Films Increasingly Funded By Saudi Arabia https://theonion.com/hollywood-films-increasingly-funded-by-saudi-arabia/
“So now when I burn fossil fuels, I’m supporting the arts.” Robin Westrick, Solutions Specialist
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-affordability/
Claim: The cost of living is low. True: The cost of living is much lower than what it will be in a few months.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16 https://theonion.com/malaysia-bans-social-media-for-children-under-16/
“Can Malaysia afford to fall behind in teenage depression?” Jimbo Loftin, Salt Packager
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig In Court https://theonion.com/judge-resigns-after-wearing-elvis-wig-in-court/
“Little Richard gave me 25 to life.” David Baroody, Retired Volunteer
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Family With 2-Hour Layover Sets Up Rough Shantytown At Airport Gate https://theonion.com/family-with-2-hour-layover-sets-up-rough-shantytown-at-1819578487/
Family With 2-Hour Layover Sets Up Rough Shantytown At Airport Gate
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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apzonerunner.com
Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM