Hunter Elenbaas
@hunterje.bsky.social
Photography and bullshit, not necessarily in that order. If you follow me for photography be ready to put up with some bullshit; if you follow me for bullshit good news, you'll also get to see some pretty pictures time to time as a bonus!
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Depictions of Santa's workshop, implied to be in the immediate runup to Christmas, often show it in full daylight, but if it's actually at the North Pole the sun has not been above the horizon in months...
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Depictions of Santa's workshop, implied to be in the immediate runup to Christmas, often show it in full daylight, but if it's actually at the North Pole the sun has not been above the horizon in months...
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I hate Donald Trump. That’s why I share every one of his hateful messages with as wide an audience as possible.
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I hate Donald Trump. That’s why I share every one of his hateful messages with as wide an audience as possible.
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any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
Hoffman really pulling out the stops on this one
Today's video answers a question I get A LOT: Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZnA...
If you enjoy this (and it's a little... different to the usual thing) then do please share it!
If you enjoy this (and it's a little... different to the usual thing) then do please share it!
Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?
YouTube video by James Hoffmann
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hoffman really pulling out the stops on this one
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I think it’s also true that loneliness among women has historically been treated as an individual problem, while loneliness among men is treated as a societal problem. That, in turn, comes from an assumption that women are supposed to earn the company of others while men are entitled to it.
men’s loneliness gets “more airtime”?
baby I have lived the past three decades of my life witnessing corporate media elevate men’s loneliness into a full-blown balls-to-the-wall CRISIS once every 4-5 years
“more airtime” is hilarious
baby I have lived the past three decades of my life witnessing corporate media elevate men’s loneliness into a full-blown balls-to-the-wall CRISIS once every 4-5 years
“more airtime” is hilarious
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I think it’s also true that loneliness among women has historically been treated as an individual problem, while loneliness among men is treated as a societal problem. That, in turn, comes from an assumption that women are supposed to earn the company of others while men are entitled to it.
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My bugbear is I think the nepo baby discourse drowns out the useful parallel one about class & money privilege. You can’t ever design out advantages for celebrities kids. We can help those from non gilded backgrounds in the arts though
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
My bugbear is I think the nepo baby discourse drowns out the useful parallel one about class & money privilege. You can’t ever design out advantages for celebrities kids. We can help those from non gilded backgrounds in the arts though
Does anyone actually like digital picture frames as much as podcasters have to pretend to in ad reads?
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Does anyone actually like digital picture frames as much as podcasters have to pretend to in ad reads?
Can't wait to see all my paleoart follows posting their takes on colorful/patterned sauropods, serious and for the meme, over the coming weeks ☺
Excited to announce that my second manuscript, “Fossilised Melanosomes Reveal Colour Patterning in A Sauropod Dinosaur” has been published in
@royalsociety.org !! Diplodocus scales are complex and diverse, and it turns out their color patterning was even more so. A 🧵🦕 1/26
@royalsociety.org !! Diplodocus scales are complex and diverse, and it turns out their color patterning was even more so. A 🧵🦕 1/26
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can't wait to see all my paleoart follows posting their takes on colorful/patterned sauropods, serious and for the meme, over the coming weeks ☺
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
Is this anything "H-O and H-O, H-O, you can get me ho-ho-ho!" 🎅
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is this anything "H-O and H-O, H-O, you can get me ho-ho-ho!" 🎅
I asked my old classic ipod full music I gave money to artists for what I listened to the most of this year and it didn't say anything which is just how I like it
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I asked my old classic ipod full music I gave money to artists for what I listened to the most of this year and it didn't say anything which is just how I like it
That time of year again
Mike Hanford - You're a Green One (Grinch diss) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO!!)
YouTube video by Mike Hanford
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That time of year again
With my current baking kick decided to try something I'd always been scared off of, some room for growth on the shaping and think I could have proofed another ~10mins after final shaping, but delicious and not a bad start!
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
With my current baking kick decided to try something I'd always been scared off of, some room for growth on the shaping and think I could have proofed another ~10mins after final shaping, but delicious and not a bad start!
Ahh that time of year when people @ musical artists to brag “look, I’m your biggest fan over on the least remunerative (ntm most evil) listening platform,” micropennies away from telling someone “look I was the top seeder on the most popular torrent of your work!”
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ahh that time of year when people @ musical artists to brag “look, I’m your biggest fan over on the least remunerative (ntm most evil) listening platform,” micropennies away from telling someone “look I was the top seeder on the most popular torrent of your work!”
Whole time I was watching that movie kept thinking "wait did they double dip on Jeremy Renner?" and had to look it up after to verify it was indeed his first, he just feels so on point for a Knives Out secondary shithead that my brain couldn't accept he hadn't been until this one
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Whole time I was watching that movie kept thinking "wait did they double dip on Jeremy Renner?" and had to look it up after to verify it was indeed his first, he just feels so on point for a Knives Out secondary shithead that my brain couldn't accept he hadn't been until this one
Spoilers ahead for IMPRESSIONS ONLY (no specifics) re Wake Up Dead Man:
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Spoilers ahead for IMPRESSIONS ONLY (no specifics) re Wake Up Dead Man:
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
First hour thought it was going to be tied for second favorite movie in the franchise.
Second hour updated that to firmly standing on it's own at second.
As credits roll think it may be tied for first place.
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
I wasn't planning to brag on this but with the news today want to reveal I recently accepted an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor from the World Professional Billiards and Snooker Association
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I wasn't planning to brag on this but with the news today want to reveal I recently accepted an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor from the World Professional Billiards and Snooker Association
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
It really is a bummer how every nerdy math/puzzle/math or puzzle adjacent youtube channel has to be to varying degrees in bed with shitty, evil quant firms...
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It really is a bummer how every nerdy math/puzzle/math or puzzle adjacent youtube channel has to be to varying degrees in bed with shitty, evil quant firms...
Everyone only knows a snippet from it from that deeply embarrassing Kim Catrall accompanied recitation video everyone misidentifies as "scatting" but it pains me to admit this poem actually slaps
The Rupert Brooke Society - The Little Dog's Day
The Rupert Brooke Society celebrates the life and work of the English poet Rupert Brooke (1887-1915).
www.rupertbrooke.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everyone only knows a snippet from it from that deeply embarrassing Kim Catrall accompanied recitation video everyone misidentifies as "scatting" but it pains me to admit this poem actually slaps
Every time I clean the kitchen after making and eating a nice meal I have a special little ritual of discovering and throwing away the neat little pile of parsley/cilantro/scallions/etc sitting in one corner of the cutting board that I'd chopped planning to sprinkle on just before serving
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Every time I clean the kitchen after making and eating a nice meal I have a special little ritual of discovering and throwing away the neat little pile of parsley/cilantro/scallions/etc sitting in one corner of the cutting board that I'd chopped planning to sprinkle on just before serving
It should be illegal and impossible to get rich enough that you can say this out loud and everyone present doesn't laugh right in your face.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It should be illegal and impossible to get rich enough that you can say this out loud and everyone present doesn't laugh right in your face.
I wish when people talked about "STOCK TIPS" they meant stuff like "save your hard cheese rinds and throw them in for extra umami" or "freeze quarter cup pucks in silicone muffin trays so you can easily thaw out whatever portion you need while cooking" and not the boring money thing
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wish when people talked about "STOCK TIPS" they meant stuff like "save your hard cheese rinds and throw them in for extra umami" or "freeze quarter cup pucks in silicone muffin trays so you can easily thaw out whatever portion you need while cooking" and not the boring money thing
Making a competitor to "hot ones" where it's not about spice but just about making celebrities eat wings too soon after they come out of the fryer and burning the fuck out of their tongues and soft palates
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Making a competitor to "hot ones" where it's not about spice but just about making celebrities eat wings too soon after they come out of the fryer and burning the fuck out of their tongues and soft palates