Han Zee
@hunnyzmorley.bsky.social
General musical theatre writer 🫡 and silly billy lyricist
DMs open if you wanna go in 🧐
DMs open if you wanna go in 🧐
This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0
This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0
Can I substitute a savory Jesus in place of a sweet Jesus? Xoxo Eucharist Girl
March 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can I substitute a savory Jesus in place of a sweet Jesus? Xoxo Eucharist Girl
Anyway let’s digress back from the digression so we can get back to what I was originally digressing from
February 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Anyway let’s digress back from the digression so we can get back to what I was originally digressing from
Sill gooses rise up!
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sill gooses rise up!
Did dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaurs?
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Did dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaurs?
Queer 26-year-old nesting is deep cleaning your apartment before your friends come to visit because they can’t know about the squalor
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Queer 26-year-old nesting is deep cleaning your apartment before your friends come to visit because they can’t know about the squalor
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winter is all about wearing the same three outfits on rotation like a cartoon character
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
winter is all about wearing the same three outfits on rotation like a cartoon character
I would be 10% more productive with a picnic basket in my life (I say having said this about the last ten silly whim purchases)
January 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I would be 10% more productive with a picnic basket in my life (I say having said this about the last ten silly whim purchases)
Nbd stands for “nonbinary disaster “
January 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Nbd stands for “nonbinary disaster “
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Who knew I’d be buying so many 8ths in the future… I guess Sesame Street did
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Who knew I’d be buying so many 8ths in the future… I guess Sesame Street did
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For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
January 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
Sanity is just peer review
January 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sanity is just peer review
What is the difference between ramen and soup? Like how do you make ramen in a way that makes it ramen versus soup?
January 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What is the difference between ramen and soup? Like how do you make ramen in a way that makes it ramen versus soup?
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Me waking up on 2 hours of sleep and trying to fix it with a cute outfit.
January 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Me waking up on 2 hours of sleep and trying to fix it with a cute outfit.
Things Jimmy Carter killed…
1. Being President
2. Guinea Worm
3. Nosferatu
1. Being President
2. Guinea Worm
3. Nosferatu
January 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Things Jimmy Carter killed…
1. Being President
2. Guinea Worm
3. Nosferatu
1. Being President
2. Guinea Worm
3. Nosferatu
The petty cabs have stopped playing Christmas music, the world has moved on!
January 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The petty cabs have stopped playing Christmas music, the world has moved on!
I’m walking on Fluoxetine (ohhhhh)
January 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’m walking on Fluoxetine (ohhhhh)
Real life footage of my birth
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Real life footage of my birth
I grow stronger with each paycheck
December 30, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I grow stronger with each paycheck
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Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2
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RIP President Jimmy Carter
December 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
RIP President Jimmy Carter
I didn’t consent to having any knowledge
December 29, 2024 at 5:33 AM
I didn’t consent to having any knowledge