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tommchenry.bsky.social
looking for a friend

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: Moe the bartender is answering the phone. MOE: "Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking." CALLER: "Yeah, is Reese there? Last name: Sontakeep-Living" MOE: "Lemme Check." PANEL 2: The Sampson kids are on the other end of the line, having made the prank phone call. They are laughing as they listen to the receiver. MOE (over the receiver): "Listen up fellas, I'm lookin' for a Reese Sontakeep-Living over here!" PANEL 3: Moe's Tavern again, the various barflies have heard Moe's plea. BARN: "Love, Moe. Only ever love." PANEL 4: These words have touched Moe whose lip begins to tremble. MOE: "Christ, Barn, but my life is so empty, so lonely." BARN: "It's true: Love is not enough to save us from death. But even the smallest kindness will ease our journey there." PANEL 5: The Sampson kids are now befuddled by the response from the other end of the line to their prank phone call. MOE (over the receiver): "Looks like yer buddy Reese ain't here, but I hope ya find him. And when ya do, tell him how much he means to ya..."
March 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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oalexanderdk.bsky.social
The U.S. is currently an unreliable hostile actor, not an ally and should be treated as such.
March 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
too soon?
January 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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bortposting.bsky.social
December 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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ringworm.bsky.social
the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM