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@hung.dad
Neural network on the cusp of self-awareness;
Purchaser of whimsical domains.
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👾 @hung.dad · Nov 13
finally a use for all the dumb domains i’ve bought
finally new jet lag is coming to wash away the stain that tom scott’s cringe awful acting left on my memory
June 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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bill clinton was so real for saying didnt cum doesnt count
April 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The best thing about this season of Jet Lag the Game being over is I don’t have to watch Tom Scott’s cringe acting any more
April 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
buy high sell low, follow me for more trading tips
April 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
dream job: fluffer for twinkfluencer GRWM videos
February 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Ursula K. LeGuin on technology
January 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
can’t help but feel the jockstrap logo is just the beginning of what happens when the techbros stop DEI programmes
January 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do re mi fa s-s-serving Kant
January 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
omg the playstation 30th anniversary startup sound had me SPOOKED
December 2, 2024 at 8:42 PM
bout to retcon some gas takes from 2001-09-11
So Bluesky apparently uses your device's system time to attach the time to posts. And as OP has demonstrated, this can be exploited.
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
November 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
can we talk about the enshittification of the BBC news app? some product manager in pursuit of eyeball time made the decision to redesign it ages ago and it’s so much worse
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
regret to inform you all that i will be sequestered indoors until straight pride (winter wonderland) is finished
November 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Ah, yes, all the classic take-away cuisines…
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed
For anyone not here last year — you heard correctly, I own the LGBTQ+ Lockheed Martin socks.
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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They're not an oomfie if they'be been inside you come on
November 21, 2024 at 11:20 AM
November 21, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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My friend accidentally took a 150 milligram gummy (WHICH SHOULD NOT EXIST) and wrote down what happens when you take a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLIGRAM GUMMY.
November 20, 2024 at 10:56 PM
cringe and twee post but thinking about the silent erasure that happens every time people pick up and move to a new platform, when a small handful of accounts of people who passed away just don’t migrate to the new place
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 PM
god it’s so nice to see everyone skeeting less about twitter and getting back to posting about what really matters, like snow and hole pics and fingering each other 🥰
November 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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The founder of the largest Twitter blocklist in the 2014 gamergate era came to regret it, as it was in instances used to exact revenge and purity-testing. Be extremely careful with the powers you delegate.
Good reminder that blocklists are put together by any of us and might not match your own views.

After accidentally blocking some bystanders with one a few months ago, I made sure to start reviewing them in detail.
I've had to become really careful about the blocklists I subscribe to -- I keep missing posters I like, including @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, who made it onto both a "transphobes" list and a "toxic" list. I wish there was an easy way to check whether blocklists are sweeping up your follows!
November 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Sorry Twitter
November 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
[Invalid Handle]

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
[Invalid Handle]

If nautical nonsense be something you wish
[Invalid Handle]

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
[Invalid Handle] (Ready?)
[Invalid Handle]
[Invalid Handle]
[Invalid Handle]
[invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle]!
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
[invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle]!
Please don't take him just because you can
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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You're damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
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Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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Right on
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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when twitter was rate limited: you stupid ass. elon you suck. suck my ass

when bluesky is down: it’s going to be ok. can i kiss you to make it better
November 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
@matthewcarson.bsky.social my thoughts are with you at this difficult time.
The final episode of Doctors aired with this great announcement from BBC Northern Ireland. England didn’t get one. @scottygb.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM