Sit Down, Be Humboldt
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he/they - 30 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀
September 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀
Normal puppy apparel after an 8-hour workday and a 2 hours tidying up the yard
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
May 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Normal puppy apparel after an 8-hour workday and a 2 hours tidying up the yard
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪
Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪