Sit Down, Be Humboldt
@humboldtwearsdiapers.com
he/they - 30 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
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Just did a bulk refollow of my fellow migrants from The Bad Site ™️, so allow me to reintroduce myself!
-Humboldt, aka Hummer (he/they)
-Boerboel (South African Mastiff, aka a big gross dog)
-Born and raised in the 603 (NH)
-OBSESSED with diapers for as long as I can remember
-Humboldt, aka Hummer (he/they)
-Boerboel (South African Mastiff, aka a big gross dog)
-Born and raised in the 603 (NH)
-OBSESSED with diapers for as long as I can remember
Mood:
A scene that could easily be interpreted as "cute" and "SFW" at first glance.
"Aww, the little guy is having tummy time on his playmat, snuggling his plushies and watching Barney! So sweet and comfy!"
But really...
-His onesie, mitts, and booties are locked on
-So is his chastity cage
A scene that could easily be interpreted as "cute" and "SFW" at first glance.
"Aww, the little guy is having tummy time on his playmat, snuggling his plushies and watching Barney! So sweet and comfy!"
But really...
-His onesie, mitts, and booties are locked on
-So is his chastity cage
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mood:
A scene that could easily be interpreted as "cute" and "SFW" at first glance.
"Aww, the little guy is having tummy time on his playmat, snuggling his plushies and watching Barney! So sweet and comfy!"
But really...
-His onesie, mitts, and booties are locked on
-So is his chastity cage
A scene that could easily be interpreted as "cute" and "SFW" at first glance.
"Aww, the little guy is having tummy time on his playmat, snuggling his plushies and watching Barney! So sweet and comfy!"
But really...
-His onesie, mitts, and booties are locked on
-So is his chastity cage
Reposted by Sit Down, Be Humboldt
Doing some catch up with uploading backlog work. ABDL kink is an uncommon subject in my catalogue but it definitely deserves more love.
Commission for Anon (Telegram)
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t.me/moosemusings...
Commission for Anon (Telegram)
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t.me/moosemusings...
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Doing some catch up with uploading backlog work. ABDL kink is an uncommon subject in my catalogue but it definitely deserves more love.
Commission for Anon (Telegram)
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t.me/moosemusings...
Commission for Anon (Telegram)
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t.me/moosemusings...
Reposted by Sit Down, Be Humboldt
@kaitocrinkle.bsky.social loves taking the bumpiest path through the park to ensure kittens are extra squirmy in their stroller
Art by @nappywolf.bsky.social
Art by @nappywolf.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@kaitocrinkle.bsky.social loves taking the bumpiest path through the park to ensure kittens are extra squirmy in their stroller
Art by @nappywolf.bsky.social
Art by @nappywolf.bsky.social
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!"
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
1: I like 'em BIG
2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em
😎
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life
Workshopping a new idea with my husband:
"Puppy Points" - A reward/punishment system to help regulate my behaviors on a monthly basis
Do all my chores for the week? 1 Positive PP.
Offer him an unexpected blowjob? 5 Positive PP.
Skip the gym? 1 Negative PP.
Smoke on a weeknight? 5 Negative PP.
"Puppy Points" - A reward/punishment system to help regulate my behaviors on a monthly basis
Do all my chores for the week? 1 Positive PP.
Offer him an unexpected blowjob? 5 Positive PP.
Skip the gym? 1 Negative PP.
Smoke on a weeknight? 5 Negative PP.
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Workshopping a new idea with my husband:
"Puppy Points" - A reward/punishment system to help regulate my behaviors on a monthly basis
Do all my chores for the week? 1 Positive PP.
Offer him an unexpected blowjob? 5 Positive PP.
Skip the gym? 1 Negative PP.
Smoke on a weeknight? 5 Negative PP.
"Puppy Points" - A reward/punishment system to help regulate my behaviors on a monthly basis
Do all my chores for the week? 1 Positive PP.
Offer him an unexpected blowjob? 5 Positive PP.
Skip the gym? 1 Negative PP.
Smoke on a weeknight? 5 Negative PP.
Really feeling "diaper-boy" as a gender identity lately
Hear me out
The aesthetics, ideals, behaviors, role models, etc. that resonate with me are so divergent from the common conceptions of "manhood" or "masculinity"
I've long characterized "adulting" as feeling like I'm "putting on my man-suit"
Hear me out
The aesthetics, ideals, behaviors, role models, etc. that resonate with me are so divergent from the common conceptions of "manhood" or "masculinity"
I've long characterized "adulting" as feeling like I'm "putting on my man-suit"
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Really feeling "diaper-boy" as a gender identity lately
Hear me out
The aesthetics, ideals, behaviors, role models, etc. that resonate with me are so divergent from the common conceptions of "manhood" or "masculinity"
I've long characterized "adulting" as feeling like I'm "putting on my man-suit"
Hear me out
The aesthetics, ideals, behaviors, role models, etc. that resonate with me are so divergent from the common conceptions of "manhood" or "masculinity"
I've long characterized "adulting" as feeling like I'm "putting on my man-suit"
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
October 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today?
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
*sniff sniff*
Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet
No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
4 cans of cider CRUSHED
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
5 hours of d&d ENJOYED
DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED
Sweatpants SOAKED
😤
Unpopular #Locktober opinion:
I think that humping and/or using a vibe with a cage on is cheating.
You've got this contraption locked on your doodle to prevent it from getting stimulated, and you're stimulating it anyways?
Feels like it makes the cage more of a decoration.
I think that humping and/or using a vibe with a cage on is cheating.
You've got this contraption locked on your doodle to prevent it from getting stimulated, and you're stimulating it anyways?
Feels like it makes the cage more of a decoration.
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Unpopular #Locktober opinion:
I think that humping and/or using a vibe with a cage on is cheating.
You've got this contraption locked on your doodle to prevent it from getting stimulated, and you're stimulating it anyways?
Feels like it makes the cage more of a decoration.
I think that humping and/or using a vibe with a cage on is cheating.
You've got this contraption locked on your doodle to prevent it from getting stimulated, and you're stimulating it anyways?
Feels like it makes the cage more of a decoration.
To anyone sleeping on Desitin/diaper rash cream as lube for their cage ring:
I was a true believer of the baby oil gel gospel for a while, but after too many nights waking up feeling pinchy (likely because bedwetting washed the gel away 😅), I decided to make the switch
Great success so far!
I was a true believer of the baby oil gel gospel for a while, but after too many nights waking up feeling pinchy (likely because bedwetting washed the gel away 😅), I decided to make the switch
Great success so far!
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
To anyone sleeping on Desitin/diaper rash cream as lube for their cage ring:
I was a true believer of the baby oil gel gospel for a while, but after too many nights waking up feeling pinchy (likely because bedwetting washed the gel away 😅), I decided to make the switch
Great success so far!
I was a true believer of the baby oil gel gospel for a while, but after too many nights waking up feeling pinchy (likely because bedwetting washed the gel away 😅), I decided to make the switch
Great success so far!
Commence good boy month 🔒
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Commence good boy month 🔒
Putting a milker on a strap-on feels like the kink version of "plugging an extension cord into itself"
...but I still wanna try it 👀
...but I still wanna try it 👀
How’s that first day of Locktober going? Well…
Caged. Diapered. Strap on. Milker. No relief. 🔒
Caged. Diapered. Strap on. Milker. No relief. 🔒
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Putting a milker on a strap-on feels like the kink version of "plugging an extension cord into itself"
...but I still wanna try it 👀
...but I still wanna try it 👀
"Meta-horny".
Thinking about how hot it is that other guys are walking around all day with huge thick diapers and tiny dribbly cages under their "big boy clothes", just like me.
They're going home, dressing like a baby, nursing pacifiers, and filling their diapers, just like me.
Thinking about how hot it is that other guys are walking around all day with huge thick diapers and tiny dribbly cages under their "big boy clothes", just like me.
They're going home, dressing like a baby, nursing pacifiers, and filling their diapers, just like me.
September 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Meta-horny".
Thinking about how hot it is that other guys are walking around all day with huge thick diapers and tiny dribbly cages under their "big boy clothes", just like me.
They're going home, dressing like a baby, nursing pacifiers, and filling their diapers, just like me.
Thinking about how hot it is that other guys are walking around all day with huge thick diapers and tiny dribbly cages under their "big boy clothes", just like me.
They're going home, dressing like a baby, nursing pacifiers, and filling their diapers, just like me.
Friend: "Our dog started humping his stuffed animals, so we bought a new one and named it Humpy"
Me: "Haha same"
Friend: "...but you don't own a dog?"
Me: "Oh, yeah you right 😅"
Me: "Haha same"
Friend: "...but you don't own a dog?"
Me: "Oh, yeah you right 😅"
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Friend: "Our dog started humping his stuffed animals, so we bought a new one and named it Humpy"
Me: "Haha same"
Friend: "...but you don't own a dog?"
Me: "Oh, yeah you right 😅"
Me: "Haha same"
Friend: "...but you don't own a dog?"
Me: "Oh, yeah you right 😅"
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants
Week 3 of lockup horny brain be like:
Writing the academic article-styled clinician's guide to the therapeutic protocol that will accompany the story I will write about the diaper-boy conversion camp
Why am I like this
Writing the academic article-styled clinician's guide to the therapeutic protocol that will accompany the story I will write about the diaper-boy conversion camp
Why am I like this
Looking for recommendations for a summer camp that turns unruly young men into diaper-dependent diaper-loving diaper-boys who spontaneously spurt when they fill their diapers 👀
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Week 3 of lockup horny brain be like:
Writing the academic article-styled clinician's guide to the therapeutic protocol that will accompany the story I will write about the diaper-boy conversion camp
Why am I like this
Writing the academic article-styled clinician's guide to the therapeutic protocol that will accompany the story I will write about the diaper-boy conversion camp
Why am I like this
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺
Looking for recommendations for a summer camp that turns unruly young men into diaper-dependent diaper-loving diaper-boys who spontaneously spurt when they fill their diapers 👀
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Looking for recommendations for a summer camp that turns unruly young men into diaper-dependent diaper-loving diaper-boys who spontaneously spurt when they fill their diapers 👀
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
September 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!
Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!