I wouldn't say no 🥺👉👈

-The hypno interlaced in the Barney tapes will make sure he'll NEVER be a big boy again

Y'know, dark, sinister, menacing. And hot!

Even better if the "grown-ups" are still treating everything as if it's cutesy and wholesome.

"He was a little fussy earlier, but tummy time always calms him down!"

-The buzzy plug has been tormenting his "uh-oh button" for hours

-He's been furiously humping his plushies all day, but is no closer to making "uh-ohs"

-The bottle he drank is so heavily laced with drugs that he's forgetting what it's like to be a big boy

Needles all by yourself? Such a brave puppy 😘

Bet, bro! Can't skip legs day - and don't forget your "protein shake", make sure you've downed it before we hit the squat rack 😁

Would be my pleasure to shove you in a locker when I catch you clocking the bulge - with my balled-up musky diaper keeping you company in there after I'm done with it 😘

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All my DnD nights are padded DnD nights...and I think most of the table knows it by now 🙈

Good lord Krib you can't do this to me at this particular time of the year 🔥🥵🔥

Cue the TSA inspection for "suspicious undeclared liquids" 😏

Most of my workouts are done in a lightly-wet cloth-backed diaper (from the latter half of the workday, tank onesie, PUL waterproof pants, and gym shorts. Good combo of support and discretion 👍

Almost certainly followed up by the jankiest ever first-time tape-job, ripping plastic in an attempt to reposition, and crinkling downstairs to find some tape

Simpler times 😮‍💨

I think I may have literally said to the cashier, "it's for a prank, bro" 🙈

What's your dream itinerary for a littles' slumber party/sleepover?

At the end of the month, I'm due for 30 "maintenance spankings", plus one additional for every Negative PP accrued.

Then my cage gets unlocked, and I'm due for edging and teasing with Mr. Buzzy for one minute per Positive PP accrued.

Afterwards, the cage goes back on, and the tallies start anew!

Biohazard print does exist in cloth from EcoAble! Though admittedly it's more "cool science middle"-coded and less "industrial psychological horror"